Winners of 2014: Part One

Our look back at the year gone by begins with a celebration of some of the women who have fulfilled the dreams for which they have sacrificed so much and worked so hard.

IFBB Omaha Pro (Bodybuilding)
ANNE FREITAS
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Her best year yet, 2014 saw Rio’s freakiest Anne Freitas become the first winner of this event and then go on to her best placing at the Ms Olympia to date. She is a veritable powder keg of muscle, gushed Steve Wennerstrom in his contest report, the title of which refers to Anne as “The Brazilian Anatomy Chart”. Two other South Americans won pro events before the Ms Olympia, but Anne remains the heir to Yaxeni’s crown as the premier female bodybuilder from that continent.

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Watch Anne’s post-win interview with RxMuscle

WABBA Universe (Bodybuilding)
SILVIA MATTA
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Silvia’s big, curvy muscles counted against her at the NABBA Worlds in June, where she was deemed far too bodybuilder-y for the Trained Figure class and placed 5th. But those same muscular curves were the very reason the WABBA judges awarded her the Ms Universe title in Helsinki last month. What a difference a consonant makes!

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Watch Silvia’s ridiculously muscle sexy WABBA Universe routine

Ronnie Coleman Classic (Class A & Overall Figure)
NPC Nationals (Class C Figure)
TINA NGUYEN
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Personally, I’d rather see one of Tina’s own selfies (you know, one of those where’s she’s packed into a tight dress, or one where she’s showing off her table top glutes in a thong, perhaps) than a dozen shots of her on stage, but my love for her selfies should by no means distract us from her competitive achievements in 2014. She boasts a 2 for 2 contest record this year. And while she didn’t win the Overall title at the NPC Nationals (bottom four pics), she did win her class, which means Tina’s an IFBB Figure pro now.

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Fall in love with the Tina selfie on her Instagram

NPC Nationals (Light-Heavyweight Bodybuilding)
MIAVA NELSON
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Miava Nelson is a personal trainer from Atlantic City and a former winner of Muscle Beach and New Jersey State championships. Like Tina Nguyen, “Miss Miava” won her class at the Nationals and with it her pro card. Before anything I am a lady, she says. Whether I have baby muscle or mega muscle I am a lady. Strong is sexy.

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Watch Tracy Hess‘ interview with Miava from back in March this year

CBBF Canadian Bodybuilding Championships (Heavyweight Bodybuilding)
ROBIN HILLIS
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Massive Attack! There may only have been three competitors in the Heavyweight class at the Canadian Nationals, but when those three are Robin “Triple Dee” Hillis, Caissie Liberatore and Michelle E. Russell, I think you will agree that as three-women fields go, this was one of the best (and biggest). Good to see that size (still) matters in Canada, and Robin was a worthy winner. Bodybuilding is bodybuilding. Male or female. It should be the same, she says. The complete package should win. On this occasion, it most certainly did. At 43, Ontario’s most muscular is finally a pro.

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Marvel at her size and cuts on her Instagram

NABBA Universe (Trained Figure Class II & Overall)
DORA RODRIGUES
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And we finish today’s post back in Brazil via Southport in late October, when Anne Freitas‘ fellow Probiotica athete, Dora Rodrigues, won her second Overall NABBA Ms Universe Figure title five years after her first. Now 33, Dora says she’s been training for 19 years, and looking at her finely honed champion body, I believe her. Sadly, there are precious few pictures of the event, but at least (as always with the big NABBA shows) we have Dora in motion, which I’m sure is no small consolation.

Explore Dora’s website

Six more winners in Part Two tomorrow…

Olympia Review 2014: "My Olympia"

When we asked you lovely readers if you wouldn’t mind sharing your experiences of the Olympia weekend (“My Olympia”: Contributions Wanted!), we weren’t expecting to get thousands of responses, but we had hoped we’d get more than one!

Fortunately, it’s beaut (as the man himself might say), all the way from Australia – so you should bear in mind while reading that because of the time difference, the Ms Olympia was on Friday 19th September, but it was already Saturday 20th in Oz.

“Ozzy’s Olympia”

As usual, like many lovers of big muscles (I should probably say “addict”, by the way) I was impatiently waiting for this year Ms Olympia, mostly to see our “real” Queen of Muscle Alina, and to drool in front of Anne Freitas’s unbelievable ass…

And I was not disappointed!

This Saturday, I was working, but I could not stop thinking about what was taking place at the same time, far, far away from me. I was thinking, “At this moment, maybe Alina is on stage, maybe she’s winning this Ms O”, or “In what state of mind are all of those ladies?” and, of course, “How can those judges stay calm during the show? I mean, they HAVE to jerk off at least once, don’t they? Just to be able to do their job quietly!”

And the morning passed, and during the lunchtime break, I quickly went online to check if there were any vids or pics of the event… And they were all available!!! I immediately looked at them, of course, but I had to go back to work, so I only looked at what was most important to me: Anne’s ass! And, oh boy, it was really, really difficult not to wank immediately but I had to wait…

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All afternoon I couldn’t get the pics of her out of my head. One in particular… I was continually thinking about her crotch. She looked like she had developed some new muscles, and that her vagina had now totally mutated into some new thing! And, all the time, I was thinking “Oh my god, how good it must be to be inside it…”

And when I came back home, it was too late to jerk off, because my girlfriend was already there… I had to wait until Monday (!!!) to finally release my load in front of Anne’s magnificent ass… And, of course, I’d had the image in my mind for two days, so it was only a formality to do it… it took only a few seconds before I ejaculated…

A week after, I’m still obsessed by this picture, and I’ve already jerked off twice in front of it today…

Many thanks to Ozzy for taking the time to share his Olympia weekend experience.

Check out Ozzy Female Muscle “The Blog of a Man Who Loves Muscular Women”, sadly rarely updated these days, but there’s a fair old archive to explore nevertheless.

If Ozzy has inspired you to write about whatever it was you were thinking and doing during the Olympia weekend, please email me: 6ft1swell@gmail.com.

I look forward to hearing your stories.

Thanks again to Ozzy!

August Picture Post: Gym Bodz

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Disgust? Intimidation? Arousal? What would your reaction be? (I know it is hard to believe but there are some who would be disgusted at the sight of a genuine female muscle beast at their gym. Or at least they would claim to be disgusted…)

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Reasons why it is probably not a good idea to get competitive or try to impress her by lifting as much or more weight than she is: 1. Risk of serious injury. 2. She is hardly going to be impressed if you can only do half a rep with that weight, is she?

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Arousal? Looks to me like Marthe Sundby is plenty aroused by the pump she’s got going here. Training is my passion, she says. And she obviously means it.

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Intimidation? Looking powerful, feeling powerful. And if you don’t get your scrawny self off that machine and into a far corner of the gym tout de suite, Virginia is going to demonstrate how powerful she is by throwing you through the wall. Yikes!!!

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Arousal? Muscles bulging in and out of revealing skin tight gym wear. Mouth-watering muscles, mouth-watering curves. Curves where lesser women don’t even have bits. Superior women know what their muscle curvy bodies do to you. Aleesha knows. Kashma knows. Margie knows. One look and you’re scurrying to the locker room.

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Alpha. Gillian won’t take that selfie till the last man/woman has been inimidated out of her space, until her ownership of the gym is absolute. Lisa, meanwhile, well, Lisa loves an audience, loves to have all eyes in the gym on her. Lisa loves a reaction, and judging from the position of the guy on the right’s hands, she’s getting one here.

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Be warned. Your fascination for female muscle is limitless, but, as a man, multi-tasking is not your strong point. Attempting any kind of actual lifting while simultaneously checking her muscles out is going to be a fast track to injury and/or humiliation. Do not, under any circumstances, do as this Freitas-fixated fella is doing and attempt to press anything without giving it your full attention. Focus on ONE thing, dude!

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Be warned. Tape it down! Seriously, if you know Shannon Peters trains in your gym (or you’ve found out where Shannon trains and made it your gym despite the fact it’s a four-hour round trip) then you only have yourself to blame if everyone can see your mini Mars bar causing a commotion in your gym shorts. What did you think was going to happen? And now you are ‘Stiffy Guy’ to all at the gym. Including Shannon. Doh!

Enjoy!

C. Moore Glootz’s Fun from Rear

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GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME!!!

C. Moore’s eyes popped right out of his head. C. Moore’s mouth was watering. C. Moore’s tap was dripping. And C. Moore was wiping up all SORTS of mess when this piece of INHUMANITY appeared in his Tumblr feed via (ultimately) fbbbodybuilding.

Only complaint? I DON’T KNOW WHO THIS IS!!!

Other selfie included to aid the immediate ID of this wonder.

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C. Moore wants, NO, NEEDS to know. Tickets must be purchased. C. Moore’s life as it is must be left behind. A new life beckons for yours truly. A new life that is DEVOTED, and SOLELY devoted, to the worship of this marvel of glooteal sculpture.

Pleeeeeease!!!!

And with that, C. Moore’s reign on FMS comes to a timely close.

We leave you with Anne Freitas (and her glutes) leaving you…

Enjoy!

Omaha: A Good Day

Yes, FMS continues to milk the Omaha Pro show, and makes no apologies whatsoever for doing so. This was, in case you need reminding, the first new show on the pro female bodybuilding calendar for many years, and, even better, it was a competition where, for once, the men were mere hors d’oeuvres, the women the meat and potatoes.

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The Stars of the Show

For both the Omaha show, and the Toronto Pro the week before it, I found myself, for the first time, following the show more via the social media of the women themselves than through the reporting of established bodybuilding resource sites. For Toronto, a bigger show at which the pro female bodybuilding is one of many contests, this was a choice made partly out of the desire to get the results and images etc. as fast as possible – the major sites tend to be a little tardy in putting up images and results from the FBB show. It’s just not a priority for them among all the male and bikini-type classes. But such was the pleasure I took in the self-reportage from Toronto of the likes of Tonia Moore (via her Instagram) that when it came to Omaha, I chose to get my news from the women, rather than trusting the big sites to give me news of them.

Tonia Moore and Jill Rudison
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The Best Comedy Double Act in Female Muscle?

What the women can give you that the major sites can’t is a no-holds-barred account of their final preparations, unique backstage candids from the show, and, once the show is over, all the pigging-out they do! Granted, the images are, quite obviously, not the kind of high quality stuff that the contest photographer is capable of producing. If you want that kind of detail – photographic detail – then stay with the big sites. But if it’s a different kind of detail you crave – the minutiae of a female bodybuilder’s final preparations, for example, or who travels/rooms with who, or who does whose make-up and so on – then who better to be your guide than the women themselves?

Judy Gaillard
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Checking in (left, via NPC News Online) and waiting for showtime (via her Facebook)

That’s not to say that all of the images the women post of themselves and their fellow “Sisters of Iron” are shaky low-quality ones. Far from it. After all, if you are a female bodybuilder with the chance to have your picture taken with nine-times Ms Olympia Iris Kyle, the chances are you are going to want to make it a good ‘un. And they all, without exception, seem to have grabbed the opportunity. Often more than once!

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Alana Shipp, Anne Freitas, Tonia Moore and Margie Martin get starstruck

Iris was there as a guest star for the show (along with Mr Olympia Phil Heath) and was also, apparently, acting as Rene Marven‘s coach. However, she was, of course, generously handing out pearls of wisdom to all and sundry. Anne Freitas posted the above photo of herself and the woman she calls “The Queen” on her Instagram with a big thank you message to Iris. I will not forget your advice, she wrote.

Rene Marven, Alana Shipp and Margie Martin
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Beauty, bling and smiles

Easy for Iris to show such generosity towards Anne when she’s not competing against her, you might think, but this kind of camaraderie seemed to extend throughout the entire field, with all the competitors looking to be so at ease with each other. Laying back and waiting for the finals, reads the description of the above pic on Margie’s Instagram, almost as if she, Rene and Alana were teammates, not rivals.

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And then there was the almighty, twelve-woman posedown, the images of which reminded us of our posts from back in April, where, with the help of Tanya Bunsell‘s Strong and Hard Women, we identified both the physical AND spiritual highs experienced by the female bodybuilder at a contest.

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We see, in the all-inclusive posedown, the women experiencing the physical and spiritual high both individually and as one, in a kind of collective peaking – although perhaps some of them are peaking just that tiny little bit more than others – for example, Rene Marven seems to be really really enjoying herself!!!

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And after all that it’s time to stuff your face with all the stuff you have been craving throughout your crazy contest diet. To get your glam on, to have a drink and celebrate your achievement. Today, the smile of the ever-beautiful and newly-married Helle (now Trevino, formerly Nielsen) seems to be saying, was a good day.

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Enjoy!

100 Biceps: Day 5

AN OMAHA GUNSHOW

Despite Shannon Peters‘ absence, there was plenty for the the female muscle head to enjoy at the brand-spanking-new Omaha Pro earlier in the month. The fact that it was a mainly female show, with women’s bodybuilding AND physique (compared to the chaps having just physique, whatever) was a pleasure in itself.

ANNE FREITAS: 044, 045
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Two shows into the contest season, and Brazilian women are two for two. After Simone Oliveira‘s win in Toronto, compatriot Anne “Freaky” Freitas (and that’s just my pet name for her by the way) won her second pro title in three years and in the process ensured she’ll be appearing at the Olympia for the third year in a row.

AYANNA CARROLL: 046 
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And even before the show kicked off, physique competitors like Ayanna Carroll (above) were demonstrating that there would be serious muscle, serious biceps, outside the bodybuilding show. Ayanna and her guns finished 5th.

JILL RUDISON: 047, 048
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And in the physique class, well, you know, Swell only has eyes for Jill at the moment – even when Dani Reardon‘s in the line-up! You may or may not share my enthusiasm for her bicep tattoos (which is based entirely on my fantasy about the tats indicating exactly where Jill wants me to squeeze for her pleasure) but surely you can’t be immune to her head/nose in the air on stage arrogance.

Incidentally, check out the new styles available at the place “Where the Pros Shop and the Jaws Drop”, Quads Not Included. And all of them beautifully modelled by Jill’s extraordinary, never-ending and copiously muscled legs.

But the bulk of the bulk did, of course, come in the bodybuilding show, much of it matured nicely and adorning the familiar frames of some hardcore long-time faves.

TONIA MOORE: 049, 050;
JUDY GAILLARD:
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MELODY SPETKO: 052;
WENDY McCREADY:
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Tonia Moore pouted and preened her way to 4th place (and there is absolutely nothing wrong with pouting and preening on stage, but honestly, if you can find a picture from the contest where she isn’t pouting, please let me know). Judy Gaillard scraped into the top ten, but I’ll bet the moment she flexed her massive, shapely peak (above) more than one spectator felt the ecstasy. Melody Spetko, a more than reasonable candidate for the first ever President of the all-female WIFBB, finished a place higher in 9th, looking beefy and beautiful. And Britain’s own Wendy McCready was 6th, her highest finish since her 3rd place in Toronto two years ago, and, as ever, she was a fine sight to behold. She’s always immaculately polished in her presentation, and always covered in ripped and curvy muscle. Always a treat.

RENE MARVEN: 055, 056
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And then there was Rene. She wasn’t hitting the most muscular as much as we’ve come to expect. Bad thing. And she wasn’t as ripped, or “dry” as I believe they say in the game, as we have seen her in the last couple of years either, but to be honest, I kind of like the look. I’d say she looked “juicy” if the connotations of that word were not so negative in FBI circles, so instead I’ll say she looked “succulent”. As well as gorgeous, and, of course, massive. Like nut-bustingly massive.

And by the way, it’s Marven with an E, not Marvin as some websites have, lazily in my opinion, got into the habit of sometimes listing her. What’s it cost to check?

ALANA SHIPP: 057, 058
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Smaller, but perfectly-formed, first year pro Alana Shipp flexed her way to another top 6 finish after her 2nd place in Toronto. Once again, she looked as hard as the proverbial granite, and I bet there was quite a lot of hardening going on elsewhere in the auditorium whenever Alana treated the crowd to a view from the rear. Exquisite.

MARGIE MARTIN
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And last, but absolutely no means least, the woman who’s making my “Special Favourites” folder bulge like her jeggings do when her thighs are in them, Lady MVM herself, Margie Martin. What a sight she is! Traffic-stopping muscle, heart-stopping beauty. What more could a red-blooded man want? If I hadn’t spent so much seed over these pictures while choosing them, I wouldn’t be able to type right now.

[And no numbers for Margie cos we featured those super-fine guns of hers on Saturday (#013, 014) ‘case you were wondering. We said 100, and we ain’t gonna cheat!]

And once again, here are these magnificent women showing the world (well, OK, the bit of the world that’s watching, anyway) that a mostly-female show can be a success. Granted, Margie collecting her $2,000 for second place isn’t going to make millions of women want to get rich in the female muscle pro ranks, but the money is clearly not what it’s all about. Check out Margie’s Instagram, or Tonia Moore’s, or the Instagram of any of the women who competed. See what you think they do it for.

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Female bodybuilding. Still dying, apparently.

Well, not in my house. And certainly not in Omaha.

Enjoy!

Pic(s) of the Week: Anne Freitas

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Looks to me like Shannon Peters (I’ve got surprisingly used to that surprisingly quickly) isn’t the only woman who’s going to be turning up in Nebraska this weekend to take our collective breath away. Looks to me like Anne Freitas has plans for us too!

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I’m not usually at a loss for words, but these pics from her Instagram that chart her progress towards the Omaha stage (and I’ve posted them in chronological order, most recent last) have left me groping for words and coming up with nothing that quite does them justice. I mean, LOOK AT HER MUSCLES! She’s like one of Tigersan‘s fantasy creations. Except she’s real. Not 100% real perhaps, but you know what I mean…

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All I can say is Oh-Maha-God!!!

Back Is Beautiful: Freaky Fantasy Favourites

For our final offering of Back Is Beautiful week, a selection of favourites, a little bit of fantasy, and (everybody’s favourite) some proper female muscle freakiness.

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No, I’m not the biggest fan of “excessive” tattoos (although it is nice of her to wear a reminder of what I should be doing more of) but yes, I want to cup her lats in my hands and give them a good squeeze to see if they are as hard and sexy as they look.

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If I could have my “give a back massage to the Crossitter of your choice” wish right now, hot (and sweaty) Danielle Sidell would be the only name on the shortlist.

FREAKY!
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Anne Freitas‘ rightly famous “Christmas tree” erector spinae (that’s spinal erector muscles to you and me). Also known as “those abs things in your lower back”.

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Back is most definitely beautiful. The genetically-gifted Nancy Lewis (left) and Desiree Ellis display the results of their hard work (and more besides).

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Emily Ingram, an NPC Physique competitor from Georgia (and mother of four) needs a better camera and could probably break your fingers with her rhomboids.

FREAKY!
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Yep, I’m calling freaky on Georgina McConnell. Not because her back is freaky like Freitas-freaky (although if she keeps going as she has until now, that is going to be a very real possibility at some stage), but rather because of her incredible development for her age. The biggest and best 19-year-old back on the planet.

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FMS favourite Danielle Reardon (see Hot and Hard 100 #32) puts the muscle into the physique class with her back in this nicely-lit (I wonder if by accident or design?) shot taken in the countdown to her recent revelatory appearance in St. Louis.

FREAKY!
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When Ruthie Lucchesi (left) and Jacqueline “Jay” Fuchs spread their lats, they stay spread [eh? – ed.]. Jay’s latissimus dorsi, in particular, seem to go on forever, and make her waist look absolutely tiny in comparison. Freaky and very very sexy.

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Athena Signakis‘ back seems to be pure muscle with a thin layer of skin over it. A living anatomical sculpture. And one I can quite easily picture myself attempting to massage, attempting because I press as hard as I can but can’t make any impact on those slabs of granite (and meanwhile Athena lies there, feeling nothing and wondering whether I’ve started yet). And if you can pull your eyes away from that magnificent sight for a moment, check out Aleesha Young and what I can only describe as her “lat overhang”. Mouth-watering female muscle meat right there.

FANTASY!
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Pure fantasy. Shredded contest-ready (and tanned up) backs just waiting for you to warm up your hands and apply that oil. And make sure you don’t miss any of those little crevices between her bulging muscles. Get your fingers right in there. I’m feeling light-headed just thinking about it. The pleasure of actually doing it would no doubt leave me in need of some resuscitation. From the top: Karina Nascimento, marvellous Mindy O’Brien, and I don’t know but feel I should. Please, if you do know whose succulent back this is, comment below, or email 6ft1swell@gmail.com.

SUPER FREAKY!
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Maria Rita Penteado and the only erector spinae I know of that make Anne Freitas want to “work harder on the lower back”. Abs on the back. Incredible. I mean, how do you even flex them? Nothing happens when I do it. Try it for yourself!

OK, then. One more…

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Enjoy!

Isn’t It Iconic, Don’t You Think?

One of you lovely readers, responding to the Women of the Year 2013 post from just before Christmas, commented that ‘that first pic [of Alina Popa] could be iconic‘.

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For some reason, these words stuck in my head. I looked at the pic again, closely. And, yes, I thought to myself, absolutely, it is, indeed ‘iconic’. What bothered me though was why. What makes this image, more than the others of Alina in the post, more than all the other countless images of Alina (excepting a handful perhaps), ‘iconic’ exactly? What, precisely, is an ‘iconic’ image?

The first port of call was the dictionary, which defined ‘iconic’ as relating to or of the nature of an icon. OK… So let’s look up ‘icon’ then: 1. An image; a representation. 2. An important and enduring symbol. 3. One who is the object of great attention and devotion; an idol. 4. Computer Science A picture on a screen that represents a specific file, directory, window, option, or program.

Alina is many things, but she’s definitely not meaning number four. The other three though, all seemed to fit. But although I felt I now had a better handle on the meaning of the word ‘iconic’, I still wasn’t really any clearer on what makes an ‘iconic image’.

I dug a bit deeper.

What I found was that it is generally agreed that to be ‘iconic’, an image has come to have a symbolic meaning that is readily understood. The image causes people to think about what it represents, rather than what it is. So, when you see Che Guevara, it’s violent revolution. Gandhi, and it’s peaceful revolution. Einstein with his tongue sticking out is madness and genius in the same place. The Stars and Stripes is whatever the USA means to you. In religion, there’s the cross, the crescent, the star of David…

I see…

But now I had a new doubt nagging away at me. Just for the sake of argument, let’s say the image of Alina represents something like ‘the beauty and strength of the muscular woman’. Well, then isn’t it the case that any image of Alina does the same? Isn’t it the case then that any image of any muscular woman represents the same thing?

The answer is obviously ‘No’. So I’m back to square 1, not really any clearer on why this image strikes us as ‘iconic’ while others don’t. I decided to take a different approach, starting with the image itself. I looked at Chris Zimmerman‘s image of Alina again (hard though looking at Alina so much was, I really had the bit between my teeth now…)

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What I came up with was: 1. It’s an image of a woman who, by general consensus is something approaching the epitome of a female bodybuilder, and what’s more, she’s in absolutely prime condition; 2. The subject, though a female bodybuilder, is not hitting any conventional bodybuilding pose, nor is she wearing the conventional ‘uniform’ of a female bodybuilder – the posing suit; 3. Zimmerman’s style is, it seems to me, (and I say this with no specialised knowledge of photography at all, so I may be completely wrong) all his own – nobody shoots these women quite like he does.

OK, now to test the theory!

1. Does the female bodybuilder in the image have to be at the top of the sport, and does she have to be in prime condition?

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When I thought about other iconic images of female bodybuilders, these two sprang to mind immediately. I imagine Bev Francis and her most muscular in her orange posing suit at her biggest and best seems to answer the question in the affirmative. This image of Kim Chizevsky will, I imagine, be a little more controversial, but to me, this is the image of Kim. I don’t know why I associate this pose and the black posing suit with her more than any other of the FBB ‘icons’, but I do.

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Having dealt with one era of female bodybuilding, I moved on to Lenda Murray. Choosing one image of her as iconic was, I found, much more challenging because there were so many more candidates. Nevertheless, as I searched through my (not inconsiderable) Lenda archive, for me, this image stood out.

Who else? I thought. Iris, sure, but it’s hardly the case that only Ms Olympias or should-have-been Ms Olympias can qualify as icons. I doubt I’ll get too much stick if I say I think the two images below are iconic, and Cathey Palyo and Melinda McNabb never came anywhere near being crowned Ms Olympia.

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And so I broadened the search to two of my all-time favourites, and, as with Lenda, found myself struggling to find the defining iconic image of either of them!

With Denise Hoshor, I found I could narrow it down to one set of photos, but when trying to pick one from the set as the iconic image of Denise, it proved impossible. And furthermore, as with Lenda, I was aware that other fans might well put forward other sets or shots of Denise as more apt to represent her at her iconic best.

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With another of my all-time favourites, Gina Davis, I couldn’t even narrow it down to a single set. There are so many top top photos of Gina (I looked at so many goodies while I was trying to choose I did begin to wonder if there was a bad photo of her out there) that the best I could do was make a short list that never got any shorter than the wonderful images below.

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So confused had I become that I’d forgotten what the immediate question had been!

Ah! Does the female bodybuilder have to be at her peak and at the top of her sport? From the selection above, I could only surmise the answer was ‘yes… maybe’. Bev was a yes, as was Kim. Lenda, it seems to me, had a few peaks at least, and in my iconic image of her, ‘The Naked Sleeping Lenda’, she certainly wasn’t in her contest prime. Neither Palyo nor McNabb were ever at the ‘top’ of female bodybuilding and in the image I selected Palyo wasn’t in prime condition, McNabb absolutely was.

What about the second conclusion I’d drawn from Zimmerman’s Alina pic, the point about her not being in a posing suit and not hitting a regulation pose? Again, you can see that, based on the above selections the answer was a rather unsatisfactory ‘sometimes, but not always’.

ARRRRRRGH!

Perhaps the third point would prove more fruitful, the point about Zimmerman’s style? I perused his Facebook offerings and other pictures of his in my collection. I had to agree with his assertion that he can ‘light the shit out of muscular women’. His style is certainly unique among FBB photographers, and there are many many fantastic shots among his body of work.

Are there some female muscle photographers more iconic in their style than others?

Bill Dobbins sprang to mind immediately. Like the image of Bev Francis’ most muscular above, one other image I am absolutely certain no one will argue is iconic is the one that adorns the cover of his finest achievement, The Women: Photographs of the Top Female Bodybuilders.

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Yes! I thought. Dobbins and Zimmerman, photographers with an ‘iconic style’, photographers who, through their work, create the iconography of female muscle…

Perhaps there is something there, but at the same time I was sure that it was Women’s Physique World that had given us more iconic images than any other source, and neither Dobbins nor Zimmerman had anything to do with that. In fact, I realised that images I would call iconic had been made by a wide variety of photographers and in a wide variety of styles. Square 1 again!

Have you reached any conclusions at all?! I hear you cry.

Well, yes. Sort of. Just bear with me…

The fact that Bill Dobbins‘ image of Nikki Fuller was a cover made me wonder if that was something that could make an image more likely to become iconic.

Check out these ones of Diana Dennis and Juliette Bergaman

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They’re familiar, aren’t they?

Well maybe, just maybe, that’s because both of them were WPW covers…

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And the other thing that did occur to me was that so many of the images I thought of when I tried to conjure up ‘iconic images’ in my mind were images I had first seen in the magazines in my early female muscle lovin’ years. Perhaps it is the case that an image from those days when there were so many fewer images around is so much more likely to be thought of as ‘iconic’ because almost all female muscle heads of the same generation had almost identical experiences of first seeing them?

Having said that though (he said, indicating the imminent arrival of another unsatisfying conclusion), as with Chris Zimmerman’s image of Alina, there are, it seems to me anyway, images that, as the reader who started this whole sorry thought process off said ‘could be iconic’ being produced now.

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Cindy‘s glistening abs; Anne Freitas‘ freaky ‘Christmas tree’

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Gabriela Bankuti by Zoltan Vegh of Fitness Exposure (now there’s another female muscle photographer with an ‘iconic style’…)

Sorry I haven’t really got to the bottom of anything. It might have something to do with the goddess being photographed, the point she’s at in her career or her conditioning. It might have something to do with the pose or lack of it, and/or what she’s wearing (or not wearing). It might have something to do with the style of the photographer, or how old the image is, or when and where you first came across it…

Perhaps the only conclusion I can reach is that you know an iconic image when you see one! But even so, they are GREAT pictures, aren’t they?!

Man, you’re probably saying to yourself, this guy has far too much time on his hands! Well, in my defence, I was on holiday. But, yes, OK, I should probably go and get something to eat now.

Enjoy! And I’d love to hear what you think the ‘iconic images’ of female bodybuilding are. Comment box or 6ft1swell@gmail.com, as always.

Freaky Week

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Researching the Ms O countdown posts a couple of weeks ago I came across these images of Anne Freitas, taken a full eight days before the contest.

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Then, in the week after Iris Kyle had been crowned (again, sigh), Tina Chandler (12th?!) posted these pictures of herself on her Facebook page, commenting that
It’s always cool to see the changes our bodies go through during contest time.
Here are some shots of me 3 days after the show. Lol.

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The idea for Freaky Week was born.

It’s about extreme muscularity, extreme vascularity, and some of the other bits that only muscle women bring to the party. It’s about the kind of close-ups that would repulse most, but leave the likes of me (and I dare say you, dear reader) breathless.

It’s also about us, the breathless ones, the ones who reply to Tina’s Facebook post telling her how ‘awesome’,’hot’ or ‘stunningly beautiful’ she is in these shots. My non-femuscle head friends could probably understand what I find attractive about, say, Cindy Landolt or Larissa Reis, but definitely not why I can’t keep my hands above the table while looking at these images of Anne’s or Tina’s thighs. They’d never get it.

They’d call me a freak.

From Sandra Tisdale‘s Twitter. Not 100% serious of course, but wow, what if she was? What if she actually went ahead and did it?

Freaky Week is also about this. Arrogance. The joy of muscle. The desire to shock and the pleasure of having the body – the ‘abnormal’, ‘freaky’ body – to do just that.

Get yer freak on!

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