À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu: Denise Hoshor

REMEMBRANCE OF HOT AND HARD PAST

7. Denise Denise

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This photo should, in my opinion, be the first photo inducted into the (at the time of writing, mythical) Female Muscle Hall of Fame. Today I’m looking at it and it feels as if I’ve never noticed the veins in her forearms before. Every time I look at the photo, it seems to stimulate my imagination in a different way. It’s like I’m seeing her for the first time every time. And what a sight she is! Denise’s WPW sets are the most popular of all time, so she has a reasonable claim to be the fan’s favourite fbb ever, her body and her almost magical sex appeal fulfilling a kind of collective notion of perfection.

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As far as I’m concerned, everything she did as a bodybuilder was magic, but two moments stand out. First, Denise in Hawaii, posing in a purple bikini and white heels in public. She’s in incredible shape. Huge and chiselled from head to toe, oozing feminine sex appeal. As the crowd (of men) watching her grows, the more provocative and sexier her posing gets. The second is in a tiny segment of a GMV video (can’t remember which, I bought it and threw it out so long ago now, and have never found the exact clip). She’s at an Expo, strutting through the crowd in a tight, sleeveless black dress. The GMV camera person asks her to flex, and when she does, there is stunned silence from behind the camera. She flexes one last magnificent bicep, holds the pose, and looks beyond the camera. Good? she asks, raising an eyebrow. There’s no reply. Whoever is holding that camera has been struck dumb. She smiles, and struts away.

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And we leave this week of memories with a beautifully edited tribute to Denise, courtesy of jerrymail (who also brought us the “Denise in Hawaii” clip linked above). The title, Denise Hoshor Sexy, is as good a three-word summary as you will find.

Enjoy!

HOT and HARD 2015 LAST DAY OF VOTING IS TODAY

Obviously I’ll take time zones into account, and to be honest, if you are a bit late, I’ll still accept your votes (especially if you are all complimentary about the blog), but please, as soon as you can so I can start to put the posts together. Many thanks to all who have voted so far. You make the Hot and Hard 100 what it is, a thing of beauties!

Inspiration, rules and how to vote here.

À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu: Michelle Andrea

REMEMBRANCE OF HOT AND HARD PAST

6. Come Sail Away

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I was never much one for keeping a diary, but if I had been when I first came across the subject of today’s post, I may have been moved to write something like this…

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New plan. Make a lot of money (banking? arms dealer?) Buy yacht. BIG yacht. Berth yacht hot place in US (Florida?) Meet Michelle Andrea (or sim.). Invite MA onto yacht. She sunbathes topless, nude. Sail into sunset, happily ever after etc.

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Yes, once upon a time, all I wanted, all I would ever want, was a big yacht and Michelle Andrea. I very much doubt I was alone. Often mentioned in ‘Most Beautiful of All Time’ discussions, Michelle still looks about 200bn better than any woman her age has a right to – see for yourself on her Facebook or Twitter. And, best of all, you can tell her all about your own ‘Me-You-Yacht’ fantasies on HerBicepsCam.

After a quick bit of mental arithmetic, I reckon if I sell up, even after solicitor’s fees and paying off the wife… I might just have enough for that great big yacht…

HANG ON MICHELLE! I’M COMING!!!

Cunningly I distract you from doing the same with 1991 Michelle…

Enjoy!

TWO HOT and HARD VOTING DAYS LEFT!

Inspiration, rules and how to vote here.

À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu: Michelle Neil

REMEMBRANCE OF HOT AND HARD PAST

5. Dr. Feelgood

In a short, and sadly long lost, clip from around 2006, a Femflex (I think) crew is shooting contestants back stage. A vision of incredible, heart-stopping size and conditioning, her hair as golden as her tan, starts flexing for the camera. They ask her her name. Without skipping a pose, she tells them. Then, there’s a fairly long pause (these clips were generally quite chatty affairs). Off camera, a kind of awed silence for this amazing specimen, punctuated by assorted gasps and wows while she just keeps flexing, her muscles rippling, bulging, exploding. Finally, one of the crew speaks.

You sure are gonna be hard to keep out of the top three.

She looks over a thick, shredded shoulder at the offending crew member.

I’m gonna be hard to keep out of the top ONE, she says.

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That was my introduction to the wondrous Dr. Michelle Neil, one of those women, one of those bodies, that seemed to arrive fully-formed. Even when she was still competing at regional level she had the ability to make experienced female muscle watchers turn to jelly – as this clip where Dave Palumbo claims to be interviewing her but just kind of drools intead will testify (scroll down a bit, it’s there).

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Michelle seemed to know she was special, and that confidence – I don’t think it counts as arrogance if you really are the best – combined with her spectacular physique to make treasures of each and every one of her photo sets and video clips. I could have chosen one of her posing clips from her 2007 Nationals triumph, or some of her work with Awefilms. There’s that Femflex “Mini-Movie”, six minutes of Michelle’s muscles close-up and bulging out of a tight black dress, or an FTVideo webcam clip where she displays muscle control (pecs, abs, glutes) that still moves me to this day.

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In the end, I plumped for a photo set by the often forgotten (and now gone) bodyelite.net with Michelle’s aptly elite body, you might say, packed into a little black dress – probably not so little on your average woman, but if ever there was a woman who was not average (and not just physically), Michelle was she.

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Sadly, as I’m sure many of you already know, the light that burned twice as brightly burned only half as long, and Michelle gave up competing soon after she had won her pro card. She was the victim of massateric hypertrophy as (apparently) that freakishly overgrown jaw thing is known in medical circles, which is where, incidentally, you will find her now, still practising at her clinic in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

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Perhaps the secret of her enduring appeal (apart from the presence, the confidence, the body, the insane muscle control etc.) is that her brief career keeps us ever keen. As one forum poster and Michelle devotee gushes, Michelle, you should be among the stars with your heavenly muscular body, especially that back, that face, those eyes of blue and golden hair! And then adds, there are two things I wish I had: photos of her workout routine and some topless shots! See? She left us wanting more.

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Lawdy I am enjoying these posts even if no one else is!

Another day, another memory tomorrow…

THREE DAYS OF HOT and HARD VOTING LEFT!

Review last year’s list: 100 to 81, 80-61, 60-41, 40-21, 20-11 and the top 10 on FMS passim, or download PumpItUp’s Hot and Hard 100 2014 pdf.

Rules and how to vote here.

À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu: Desiree Ellis [NSFW after click]

It’s not often – despite the safety of the “Adult Content” warning on the blog – that I actually post what you’d call adult content, but today is one of those times.

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4. Revelation & Desire

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, you had to imagine what a female bodybuilder looked like naked. Apart from those adverts for ‘L.Scott Sales’ or the like which were on the inside back page of WPW (and even then had only tiny tiny pictures of – let’s face it – hardly the women you would have most liked to see naked) in the magazine years, it was a rare sight to see even what I know now is called an “implied topless” shot.

Muscle Elegance changed the game.

The trauma of purchasing the magazine from one of the busiest newsagent’s in the country (at the Tottenham Court Road end of Oxford St!) paled in comparison to the rewards within. There wasn’t a coy hand covering anything inside its pages. In an instant, the need to imagine had vanished. Here were female bodybuilders, and some of the top female bodybuilders at that, revealed in all their spectacular glory.

Bi-monthly my desire was satisfied. And like a kid who’s been bothering his parents for a toy for months only to tire of it quickly once it’s been bought for him, a new desire began to replace it. Wouldn’t it be great if Muscle Elegance made DVDs?

I didn’t have to wish for very long! And it’s from one of those early DVDs, Gym Heat, as I recall the first one I actually purchased, that today’s recherche comes.

It starred the ubiquitous Denise, Rhonda Lee Quaresma and Desiree Ellis. Great though Denise always was (and is, and no doubt shall always be), and despite the sizzling sex appeal the young Rhonda Lee undoubtedly had (long before she went down the Melissa Coates road of beauty-destroying cosmetic surgery), it was Desiree’s segments of the DVD that, if it had been VHS, I would have worn out.

Her beauty. Her voice, as smooth as her dark, delicious skin. Her muscles, rippling beneath as she pumps and flexes. The tease – for roughly half the clip she’s not even topless. Shoulders = power, she says. Big shoulders turn her on. Training her shoulders turns her on. It was, and for me at least, still is, utterly intoxicating. And that’s even before the naked second half, before she starts to make love to the bench…

Here’s the link

Enjoy!

Safe(r) for work memories tomorrow!

ONLY FOUR DAYS OF HOT and HARD VOTING LEFT!

Review last year’s list: 100 to 81, 80-61, 60-41, 40-21, 20-11 and the top 10 on FMS passim, or download PumpItUp’s Hot and Hard 100 2014 pdf.

Rules and how to vote here.

À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu: Cory Everson

REMEMBRANCE OF HOT AND HARD PAST

3. Iron Woman

Cory. So many many images, so many many moments spent with her…

I had thought it would be impossible to pick one, that I’d have to compile some sort of ‘Best of’ post, but when I closed my eyes and remembered, immediately and vividly one did, in fact, come to mind. A magazine cover. Ironman, November 1991. Cory.

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The pose. Left hand in hair, her bicep full, defined. Her right suggestively pulling her suit up, the veins on her bicep. The look. Straight to camera. Boring into the viewer, into me. Intense, powerful. Her mouth, her lips, slightly opened. Her abs, a fissure running from top to bottom, separating hard slabs of muscle. Beautiful. Animal.

This was Cory as I’d never seen her before. I guess now I’d say she was more ‘swole’. At the time, I didn’t have the vocabulary. Just the feeling, The Madness, adrenaline pumping, hypnotised by her beauty, her power, her sexuality, her muscle.

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Perhaps this cover, this shoot, is bringing back special memories for you too, dear reader, and it really is a female muscle landmark. Perhaps not, and it was merely the time in my life and the time of the year that has made this cover stay with me for so long. I was 17, and the long winter nights were drawing in, if you know what I mean. Perhaps it’s because 1991 was towards the end of her career as a cover model, that she’d stopped competing and had filled out because she didn’t have to toe the Weider-winner line anymore. Honestly, I don’t know why this cover photo and the few images inside that Ironman, November 1991, made such a big impression on me. But they did.

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Remembrance continues tomorrow…

And P.S. ONLY FIVE DAYS OF HOT and HARD VOTING LEFT!

Ge busy if you want your women to make the list this year!

À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu: Zuzana Korinkova

REMEMBRANCE OF HOT AND HARD PAST

2. Oh Zuzana

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I’d scan the shelves for new issues then take my chance to furtively leaf through the pages when there was no one else near me, no one who could see what I was looking at, because if anyone did, they’d see what a weirdo I was. Waiting, again, until there was no one at the cash register, unable to look the shop owner in the eye, I’d pay (my hands trembling with excitement) and stuff the magazine into my bag as fast as I could. Relief! The hard part over, my heart pounding inside my chest, I’d rush back home to secretly enjoy the pictures of the amazing women within my precious cargo.

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It’s a scenario apparently familiar to countless fans of female muscle who grew up at the time when a trip to the newsagent’s was the only way to get your fix.

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I would have been in my late teens when I saw these images of Zuzana. They’re images I spent hour upon hour with. So much muscle, so much detail to enjoy. Her meaty, booming bicep; her freaky, granite glutes; triceps whose striations have striations…

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Many years later the internet allowed me to enjoy Zuzana in motion, both on and off stage, and the excitement was barely less intense. Whether it was the younger, leaner Zuzana or the later jaw-droppingly huge Zuzana of so many WPW clips, she was a fascinating, beguiling combination of muscle and beauty. Little wonder she is one of very few women who almost every female muscle lover has on their all-time list.

See another UK female muscle fan’s recollection of these Zuzana images on FMS’ Shared History of Female Muscle Fandom page in the piece entitled The Newsagent’s.

And we leave you today with an edited clip of Zuzana’s legendary white lingerie shoot.

Enjoy!

Another trip down female muscle memory lane tomorrow…

À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu: Sophie Duquette

In this last week of voting for the FMS Hot and Hard 100, I don’t wish to unduly influence the waverers among you who are still compiling your lists by posting too many images of the hottest hard women of the last year [like you did yesterday?! – ed.] And on top of that, as I’ve recently reached, shall we say, a “certain age”, I’m kind of in the mood to look back on my female muscle lovin’ life thus far.

So, all week on FMS, it’s some of my all-time favourite female muscle moments, starring some of my all-time favourite muscle women. And with apologies to Monsieur Proust, we’ve decided to call it À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu, or…

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1. These Glutes Were Made for Walking

She walks towards the camera, which then swings around and follows her up a staircase and onto a landing. Then we switch point of view as the camera overtakes her and now she’s walking towards us again. She smiles into camera as she passes along. Fade out.

Described as above it doesn’t sound like much. But when “she” is Sophie Duquette in heels, when her mouth-watering body is at its full and curvy muscle peak, when that fantasy body of hers is covered only by a triangle of fabric up top and a “skirt” that barely manages to cover 50% of her glorious rear… well, it’s amazing how scintillating a forty-seven second clip of a woman doing nothing but walking can be.

It’s so far from the HD clarity we are so spoiled with now – I’m guessing it’s about ten years old – but I tend to think it’s actually better for it, or rather, I’m all the better for it. If, ten years ago, I’d watched Sophie in HD – particularly the walking up the stairs behind her rippling legs section – so excited would I have been that I might well have found myself in intensive care, never able to safely watch the clip again. Ever.

And to think there are actually men out there who wouldn’t find this sexy.

Click here and you can watch the clip on a continuous loop. Careful now!

And I shall be biting into another madeleine tomorrow…

FMS Hot and Hard 100: One Week Left

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Time for your RED REMINDER

Voting for this year’s FMS Hot and Hard 100 closes next Friday, 20th February.

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1. You may vote for up to 100 women. (Your choice if you rank them or not – but rankings are used as a tie breaker if two women have the same number of votes).

2. Vote for your favourites from the last year – it’s not an all-time poll, it’s a Top 100 Hot and Hard Women in the World NOW, so your thinking should be about active (though not necessarily competitive) muscle women only, please.

3. Send your list to 6ft1swell@gmail.com

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Your anonymity (in case you were worried) is guaranteed.

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We look forward to hearing from you.

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Review last year’s list if you like. But hurry!

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We’ll count up the votes and begin posting the results, counting down the hottest hard women in the world today from 100 to 1 at or soon after the beginning of March.

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Enjoy!

The Gospel According to Denise Masino

Back in November last year, Denise Masino, owner of female bodybuilding’s most famous bits, took part in an “Iron Debate” for Rx Muscle.com with Dave Palumbo, Mr Rx Muscle and (if I’m not mistaken) the former squeeze of Colette Nelson, and Chris Aceto, “Bodybuilding Guru” and the former Mr Laura Creavalle.

At an hour and a half, it’s a weighty watch. The host looks somewhat sedated but he does have one of those deep and deliberate American sports broadcaster voices (like Kevin Gamble on Sky’s NFL coverage), which lends the whole thing a bit of gravitas. Palumbo seems to be there to plug product and, in a bizarre moment near the start, show off his baby boa constrictor (for real). And also near the start of the show Aceto confesses he’s worried Denise, the first woman bodybuilder to be invited to an “Iron Debate” will be both more attractive to look at and more intelligent than him. And with good reason. As they cover subjects relevant to female bodybuilding – from the growth pf the Physique division to the place (or not) of adult entertainers within the IFBB – Denise proves herself to be informed, passionate and eloquent – not that Mr Aceto isn’t any of those things, you understand, it’s just that Denise is… well, MORE!

Denise gets the lion’s share of voice time, but to save FMS readers the trouble, we have sat through the whole damn thing ourselves and picked out some of Denise’s best/most thought-provoking quotes from the show, and illustrated them with some recent images of the ever-smokin’ La Masino for your viewing pleasure.

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ON PHYSIQUE

A lot of people have a problem with Physique as a category as opposed to Women’s Bodybuilding and they feel the one is undercutting the other. My perspective on it is a little bit different. Bodybuilding is an aesthetic choice, and you know the nature of the sport really is that through years of training and muscle development, you might start off in a lower level, as you continue to train you inevitably become a bigger, more mature athlete. And a lot of times you find yourself pushed from one category into the next. And it is a choice and unlike a lot of people, I think Physique is good for bodybuilding because it’s bringing in more people into the sport.

We need new athletes, young athletes in our sport, just like any other sport does, in order to keep the sport alive and growing. And if you look at a professional bodybuilder, or national level… the physiques are so extreme – it’s an extreme sport – the physiques feel unattainable to the average person. And unattainable is not inspiring to someone who is going to jump into something they have to commit energy, time and a lot of money into. So I think that the Physique and even the lower echelon categories are really really important. People criticise bikini, they criticise fitness, they criticise figure… And the idea in my mind is how many peope can we get into the fold to grow our sport? To grow weightlifting and training, not just working out and doing pilates and yoga. How many ways can we get people initiated? The stage creates the challenge for the athlete, it gives them something to shoot for. I think Physique three years ago represented a more “attainable” physique for women.

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If you look at what happened this year in the Olympia Physique category and you look at last year and the difference between Dana as the first Ms Olympia Physique winner and Malacarne this year. I will tell you, I would say that when I was competing, I was more a Malacarne physique bodybuilder. Malacarne’s carrying a lot of muscle on that body. I love it. I think she’s a wonderful representative but she’s a lightweight bodybuilder to my mind. And to take that point a little bit further, ALL of these women are bodybuilders. If you’re in the weight room and you’re squatting…

In the gyms there are so many new chicks who are squatting because the aesthetic is changing, women are feeling more empowered and not afraid of having a little bicep, delt. I think all these women are bodybuilders. It’s just what level are you at right now and how far are you gonna go?

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ON THE OLYMPIA

There’s no Women’s Bodybulding Olympia coming in 2015. We lost the Ms International stage. Those are two really really bad signs at the women’s elite level. It’s not a good thing. It’s not something I agree with. These women, they’re a spectacle, they’re really really interesting to look at – never mind getting to know them because they’re incredibly interesting women to get to know – but the sport is an extreme sport. It is what it is.

I think it does create pressure for women bodybuilders who still want to compete at the elite shows and on the top stage definitely. I can imagine what it would be like for me if I was still competing, trying to make that decision. As a smaller woman it would have been easier for me because I’m petite to begin with and I was trying to compete with women who had 50 to 60 pounds on me on stage all the time. So this change would have probably benefited me when I was competing, just like the lightweight division did. But I feel for the women like Alina Popa, Yaxeni Oriquen who are amazing athletes, who now find themselves without top stages. And my gut [feeling] is that there will be top stages, it’s just a question of who’s gonna do the promotion, where it’s gonna happen, and how it’s gonna be reinvented. That’s what I see happening, because it’s not going to go away.

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ON BUSINESS

I have been producing, publishing, promoting, selling adult entertainment with female bodybuilders as the star in those productions. I didn’t reivent the wheel, I just basically took a concept that we know works – for obvious reasons – and I applied a new aesthetic to it. I said, ‘Just because you’re a female athlete, just because you’re a female jock, just because you have muscle does not devalue your sensuality, your commercialisation abilities, your marketablility, your allure.’ And in my world, bodybuilding has always enhanced my sexuality, it’s always enhanced my sense of femininity. Which is why I do it. It empowers me and always has. Is it appropriate? Absolutely. 100%.

When I started, with my partners, the magazine that we published, it’s almost twenty years ago, there were other publishers in the business and people who said it will never work, it doesn’t go together, muscle and sex doesn’t work. Well, here we are fast forward twenty years and I’m still in the game. A lot of other people are not. As they say, the rest is history.

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In all the years I’ve been doing this and promoting the sexuality of strong women, I really have not had a lot of people confront me with criticism the way most people assume. Now, maybe that’s because the conversations are happening outside of my earshot, which is the way people generally do things. What I do is not for everybody, being a female bodybuilder separates me, so I get criticism for that, but honestly, I don’t care. At the end of the day it’s my choice. I love what I do, I love what my sport does for me, and it’s a very creative form of work for me, and that’s how I feel about it.

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I learned early on that sports are large entertainment businesses, and there has never been money in women’s bodybuilding. Why? Because it’s not viewed as enough of an entertainment sport. So this is my way of bringing an entertainment value into it, speaking to an audience that clearly was out there.

Bodybuilding for me is a hobby, a lifestyle, a passion, that I found a way to turn into an expressive, creative profession. I’m making my living as a result of what I do, not through bodybuilding the sport – because I never made enough money in purses. It costs me money to bodybuild as an elite professional bodybuilder so I had to reconcile those differences.

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ON FANS

My fans have just opened up my mind in some many ways. They’ve shared so much about their perspective, from all over the world. I have a very rich life because of this sport, because of my participation and because of the fans. I love my fans because they love strong women. I mean how could a woman not love a man – or woman – who loves a strong woman. They champion my independence, my entrepreneurial ways, my perspective, my strength, and my individuality. And they support all of that. So I have great gratitude for my fans.

Many years ago I had a photographer tell me back when we were starting the magazine that you cannot fetishise female muscle. I think he said “it’s inappropriate”. And I was really taken aback because I knew that this particular photographer loves women’s bodybuilding, so he was being a hypocrite and he didn’t even realise it. And I told him you can’t tell people what they’re supposed to find alluring. Women supposedly like men in uniform. Some men like blondes. Some men like small boobs…

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If anybody’s going to be calling anyone a schmoe, I’ll be calling myself a schmoe first because I am a fan of female bodybuilders. I think they’re hot as hell.

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I’ve learned so much by just listening to people. And part of why I do what I do, and part of why my company developed to be what it is was that my fans made me realise that they have such great admiration and respect for the strength of the woman bodybuilder that it makes them weak at the knees. And it made me think it’s a universal concept, it’s a universal thing – power is sexy. And my fans champion that and for that I champion them in return.

What I do think though is that fans of women’s bodybuilding, athletics, whatever it is, they need to put their money where their mouth is. They need to go to events, they need to buy 8x10s, they need to sponsor athletes because at the end of the day it’s the sports fans that dictate what happens with that sport.

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ON THE FUTURE OF WOMEN’S BODYBUILDING

I hope it’ll be different. I think the approach to promoting women’s bodybuilding needs to be shaken up a little bit. I have ideas!

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I’ll tell you something I think is funny. When I started out twenty years ago the question was can women’s bodybuilding survive? Fast forward twenty years later… To my mind women’s bodybuilding is bigger than ever because more women than ever are weightlifting. You want to focus on the elite category, the hyper-muscular women, well, I feel that women’s bodybuilding will still be here twenty years from now. And we’ll be asking the question again!

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Watch the whole “Iron debate” on the Rx Muscle channel

Keep up with Denise in a (sort of) safe for work way via Instagram and Twitter

Plenty to mull over there. Not least how FMS has now managed two Denise Masino posts without a single image of those mighty bits of hers. Enjoy!