August Picture Post: Sexy Selfies

Welcome to another installment of Sexy Selfies. Themes today include casual gym flexing, hand bras, mighty quads, and abs at their most rippedest. Heidi Vuorela, a woman I’d LOVE to know the name of, Emery Miller, and the marvellously monikkered Kallioph Matraka (you heard) get us up (wink) and running.

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Jaimie Bernhardt
Fitness Model, jaimelynnfitness on Instagram

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Virginia Sanchez Macias
IFBB Pro Bodybuilder, Ifbb Pro Virginia Sanchez Macias on Facebook

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Looking Good, Feeling Good
I don’t know who this lovely below is, but I know what I think she’s thinking, trying to look all casual and everything as she admires her muscle sexy self and particularly that beautiful bulging shoulder of hers. And she’s about to share it all with the world.

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Shayla Turcotte
CBBF Physique Competitor, shaylaturcotte on Instagram

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‘Twas the night before the 2014 CBBF Nationals, and all through the hotel, not a creature was stirring, ‘cept Shayla Turcotte, who was taking pictures of her shredded abs and thinking about how much she loves her contest ready body…

Asha Coulthard
IFBB Bikini, asha coulthard on Instagram

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What a lovely colour!

Tanya Hyde
NPC Physique Competitor, her website

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A professional chef who is “funnier than you”, and, in my opinion, a woman who can smell the emerging hot fan dream female muscle talent a mile off. Shannon? Tanya was in there before anyone else. Dani? Same again. Plenty of both on her website. Did you know she was born in Australia? Was news to me. And it looks like Tanya’s got a grow on. Maybe hanging out with Shannon and Dani is pushing her that little bit more. Maybe it’s just all part of the Hyde masterplan for physique domination.

BONUS!

Emery Miller posing at the 2014 Toronto Pro (from watatiwatatio)

Enjoy!

The Look of Love: Mirror Mirror

Yesterday’s musings about how it feels to be the hottest, most lusted after physique competitor in the world and then going up on stage and showing it all off while your fans are going wild… Well, it’s had me thinking all sorts of things about the FBB and their body image. Or to put it another way, I’ve been delving in the FMS archives for images of musclelicious self-admiration. FBBs looking at themselves, looking at their own beautiful muscles, with what can only be described as “The Look of Love”.

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It’s easy to imagine that Marja is thinking what a stone cold alpha muscle goddess she is. She’s saying to herself, It’s so sexy that my bicep is as big as my head. She’s perhaps wondering if she should maybe tone it down a shade or two on the tan next time, but that all in all, she’s feeling somewhat enamoured of her own amazing body.

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And it’s also easy to imagine Joanna getting all turned on by her own reflection. After all, it’s a very arousing reflection, so naturally I’d assume she’s arousing herself by looking at it. Joanna’s clearly taking her time drinking it all in. Each muscle flexed and appreciated in turn until she can’t bear it anymore and just rips off her top and starts to hit most muscular and abs and thigh poses till she collapses, panting for breath.

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FBBs are always looking at themselves in the mirror. I reckon Denise Rodrigues likes what she sees when she looks in the mirror at the gym. Nathalie Foreau isn’t about to miss an opportunity to check out how cut and sexy she is when there’s a mirror in the lift. Denise has barely got in the door and she’s ripping off her clothes and flexing in front of one of her (many many) mirrors. And meanwhile back at the gym, they’ve switched off most of the lights and shut up the office, but none of the weary staff are about to ask Eva Lagerhorn Blum if she’d like to call it a night on the mirror posing.

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Obviously, my imaginings are my own fantasy of what a muscle woman sees and feels when she flexes for herself in the mirror. I was curious to see if there was anything out there written by the women themselves. In time-honoured research tradition here at FMS, I typed a few words into Google. And I found this on Tumblr

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I love my sport. But with it comes a negative side. Just like anything. The distortion you get of your own body is crazy. Please know that when I say I feel like a fat cow I’m serious. I mean it for myself and myself only. I have no expectations on anyone else and how they look. Being insanely lean and depleted of all water is very unhealthy and I realize that. However, the image that sticks in a competitors head is that day or two before the show. I realize that I’m not fat on anyone else’s terms. But for me and the way I see myself I feel like a size 16 when in reality I’m a 4.

Clearly my imaginings were not 100% on the nail. But, hey, it’s not ALL bad news. Granted, it is a bit of a shame that this particular NPC competitor can suffer from the kind of insecurities about body image that can afflict anyone, but on the other hand, she does imply that around contest time she is going to be lovin’ her muscular body in the mirror all over again. And thankfully, most of the mirror-posing photo shoots Swell found in the FMS archive just happened to have been taken with the women getting into, in, or post-contest shape, so we can all just go back to the fantasy.

With added definition!

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Figure turned pro physique competitor Cydney Gillon admires herself – her contest-ready self – backstage during her amateur days. Perhaps she is thinking what sensational genetics she has been blessed with, that she has the potential to be really big, big like Lenda. Or perhaps she is just thinking that with this much muscle already she had better start planning for a career in the physique division now. She might be wishing that the NPC would allow her to pose in a thong, that it’s a damn shame all that work she has put into getting her glutes so very tight isn’t going to be fully appreciated by the judges or the crowd. But I think she’s looking at her baseball biceps. I think she’s loving how they peak when she twists her wrists inwards. I think she’s been there twisting those wrists back and forth for a while, hypnotised by her own strong body, utterly lost in admiration of her own hard, pumped muscles…

Oooof! Got a bit lost myself there.

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And if I start imagining what a glistening, rippling, and self-admiring Nicole Ball (and when she was still a bodybuilder to boot!) is thinking about here, then I may get myself so lost I may never be able to find my way back to reality again. So you will have to imagine this one for yourselves. I’m sure, dear reader, you are more than capable.

Enjoy!

NSFW Gif of the Week

It’s a good job, that as well as being a personal trainer, stuntperson, and firefighter, Emery Miller is an Emergency Medical Technician because I might need a little emergency medical treatment if the sexiest 50-year-old in the world (according to FMS readers, see #57) started undressing herself like this after I’d accepted her invitation to go back to hers for a protein shake before bedtime.

Met her briefly at the Olympia in early October and WOW, one female muscle fan tells us. Not as big as I thought she would be, but what there was of her was “spectacular”.

I can well believe it.

Enjoy!

And don’t forget to drop by Shirtrippers2.0 for more female muscle gif genius.

Hand Bras

This week, FMS returns to the familiar format of seven posts with a single theme.

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Hands up anyone who doesn’t like a hand bra on their muscle woman?

OK, you can put your hands above the table again. I don’t expect too many hands went up there. I mean, what’s not to like? Seems to me it’s a similar deal to the ‘maximum muscle minimum clothing’ image. You get to see all the muscle, and there’s just a little bit denied to you, and it’s that little bit you can’t see that turns the eroticism up to 11 by sending your female muscle lovin’ imagination into overdrive.

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I guess the first ‘hand bras’ I would have ever seen were in the muscle mags of my teenage years. I certainly remember the shot of Paula Bircumshaw (right), although I seem to remember it as a whole page photo rather than as it is here with text. In the muscle mags, hand bras were about as racy as it was ever going to get, as it ever could get, so each one was a pretty big event in Swell’s teenage bedroom as I recall!

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Nowadays, you can get to see it all as often as you like – don’t get me wrong, I like a shot of a topless or naked muscle woman as much as any of the female muscle lovin’ brethren do, as long as there hasn’t been a plastic surgery disaster, of course – but still, the tease of the hand bra always has that extra special something.

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So, you lucky people, it’s not quite topless muscle beauties all week.

Enjoy!

Unbuttoned/Unzipped of the Day

Unbuttoned Denim

Annie Riveccio
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When you’re this hot, Slave thinks it’s almost criminal to cover up. Unfortunately, society as a whole disagrees. Annie manages to show off her incredible pecs and abs while simultaneously abiding by public decency laws.

Emery Miller
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I couldn’t get into this jacket you bought me after working out my arms, Emery tells us. So I ripped the sleeves off. What do you think? Nice.

Enjoy!