Wings of Strength

I think there’s been a misunderstanding, and I want to clear things up.

More than a few bloggers have been claiming that Jacqueline “Jay” Fuchs wants them to soap/scrub/rinse/dry her back. Well, she doesn’t. It’s me she wants.

Good. I feel better for that.

So much better in fact that I am prepared to show I hold no grudge whatsoever with those making misguided claims concerning the above scenario. Let’s face it, Jay does have a really really wonderful back and all, exactly the kind of back you’d exchange a body part for the chance to soap up, but she isn’t (thankfully) the only muscle angel with such wings of strength. And I’m not a greedy man, so to show there’s no hard feelings, let’s say I get to do Jay, and you can take your pick from the others…

Now, that’s not such a bad deal, is it?

I mean, if I’m prepared to offer you Jill Rudison, Ms Quads Not Included herself, and all her glorious muscular detail above, you know I’m feeling generous. Jill, I’ll say when she pops round for one of her bi-weekly visits to FMS HQ, Jill, I’m sorry I won’t be able to check those cuts out from now on, you’ve had your last special massage off me, I’ll say. But don’t worry, [insert your name here] is going to take over, and he (or she) is quite the muscle worship artist, I’ll say. And I know that he (or she) is really looking forward to getting his (or her) hands on those rhomboids of yours, I’ll say.

Or how about the beautiful Russian figure competitor Olga Chestoperova? Granted, she’s considerably less well-known than La Rudison, but if Olga from behind isn’t rocking your boat, she was recently featured looking absolutely glorious on the mighty PumpItUp, so check that out before you ask me what else I’ve got on offer.

Here (left) we have another of Swell’s big 2014 crushes, the recently-competed Brooke Black, in a selfie that wouldn’t have looked out of place if we had posted it as part of last week’s Muscle in a Dress celebration. Or if Brooke doesn’t appeal (iffy reputation and all), then I’m sure the scenario on the right will. Just take a moment to put yourself in that room (behind the camera, perhaps?) and think about what happens next… And no, I don’t know who they are. A Google Images search turned up “Best Guess – female muscle porn star”(!!!) which hardly narrows it down these days.

Feast your eyes on the beautiful symmetry, the insane definition, and on the big, full muscles all over the piece of female muscle art that Ayanna Carroll has created with her back. Feast your eyes as you imagine the fun you could have if tomorrow was the start of a long weekend, Ayana was in this shape, had just handed you a bottle of oil with the instruction to “use it all”, and you had nothing else to do.

Ok. Some of you, I see, are still playing hardball. Well, perhaps Marthe Sundby‘s post-pump lat spread might make you change your mind about continuing to hold out for Jay. Look: it ain’t gonna happen, pal, so give it up. I am offering you Marthe! I’d tell her to go and do her post-pump posing somewhere else. I’d tell her to go and do her post-pump posing at your place. I would do that for you, I really would.

And if you are still here, then this, I’m afraid is my final offer. Virginia, an oiled up explosion of muscle, and it’s you – YOU – she wants to get top of hers undone (her fingers are a bit on the sticky side you see) so you can really get busy exploring…

Enjoy!

And a big shout out to Insane Muscle Girls for bringing the Jay pics to FMS‘ attention – although the ludicrous claim that Jay really wants him, rather than me, to do the soaping does detract from what is otherwise an absolutely flawless blog.

By the way, the timing of today’s post, with its rather contrived title, is no coincidence. Wings of Strength (the website) should be applauded by all of us female muscle heads for their support of female bodybuilding over the last few years, and in Chicago today the latest event made possible by their sponsorship comes to a close.

Favourites Fortnight

Guilty Pleasure

To be honest, I’m not sure what exactly I mean by ‘Gulty Pleasure’ or why I should consider Brooke Black (probably not her real name, see below) to be one. When I was making a list of possible posts for this Favourites Fortnight, ‘Guilty Pleasure’ is one of the ideas I came up with, and immediately I thought ‘Brooke Black’, as if I had been playing some kind of Freudian word association game or something.

Well, I’m not one to delve unnecessarily into my own subconscious, but it may have something to do with all those nasty rumours about her on the internet. For example, according to The Dirty in July 2013, Brooke will do all sorts of things for money online, including lesbian porn, so she can buy more steroids in her attempt to become a fitness competitor. She has tried to rip off her social media followers in the past two months by offering to do ‘custom vids’ for hundreds of dollars, but then never follows through and only makes excuses and tells lies to avoid being exposed. Don’t be deceived, despite the cheery, positive vibes she sends out online, this girl is very devious and manipulative behind the scenes. Ah, so that would explain all those aliases. Brooke Black was formerly Crimson Rosee, who used to go by the name of Miss DaisyXX, who was once also known as Azaria Black.

But she’s hardly the first woman to fund her bodybuilding through online activities, and if the end result is that Brooke competes, then personally I cannot wait for her to rip off a few more numpties and speed up the process. Let’s face it, if you are ordering custom vids from women like Brooke, then you can probably afford to take the two or three hundred dollar hit (and if you can’t, then you shouldn’t be ordering custom vids from women like Brooke, should you?). Whether she takes steroids or not, she knows where the weight room is, and whatever she’s doing there, it’s certainly working because Brooke is getting hotter and harder by the day.

So I guess she’s not a ‘guilty pleasure’ because of all the rumours. Perhaps it’s the implants? Occasionally I do come over all ‘muscle purist’ and tell myself the pure pec way is the only way. But that never lasts long (about as long as it takes until I look at a new picture of Brooke in fact) and when ‘the work’ has been done as well as Brooke’s has, I do find it impossible to be at all dogmatic about the issue.

Not the implants, then. Leaving only one last thing to feel guilty about – her age. At 20 she is certainly something to feel guilty about in a number of US states, but I’m in Europe and she’s in Canada, so there’s no legal reason why I should feel guilty about perving over her hot and hard body. And if I were to feel guilty about all muscular women who are inappropriately young for a man who’s just turned 40 to enjoy, then there wouldn’t have been any Shannon Courtney, any Dani Reardon, in fact any of a lot of the women we’ve enjoyed here at FMS in the past.

So no, I don’t feel guilty about Brooke being 20, either. Perhaps I think I should just delete the word ‘Guilty’ from the top of the post and just make it ‘Favourite Pleasure’. I think that would be a far better description of what Brooke means to me right now because I have been getting a whole lot of ‘pleasure’ from her recently! Pleasure from the daydreams I’ve been having since I realised that my wife (who recently decided to start weight training, see My Wife the FMG?!) is exactly the same height as Brooke (5’3″/1.60m). Pleasure from those big blue eyes and those full and juicy lips. Pleasure from that sensational body, a body that is more and more muscular, more and more defined, sexier and sexier with each new selfie. But most of all, I get so much pleasure from her obvious pleasure in muscle. Make no mistake, whatever trail of suckers/victims she is leaving in her virtual wake, Brooke Black is very much into being muscular and takes a lot of pleasure in being adored for her muscularity.

If you fancy a little ‘pleasure’ courtesy of Brooke, her Twitter is a great place to start. And if you’re feeling brave, you can join her 2,828 admirers at MyFreeCams.

Enjoy!

Hand Bra History

A somewhat more humorous than most Wikipedia entry tells us the hand bra was an uncommon and unnecessary pose in early 20th century European and American pin-up postcard media because toplessness and nudity were common. It’s heyday, according to the article, was from about 1930, after bare breasts become repressed in mainstream media, until the early 1960s, when bare breasts became a common occurrence in pin-up literature.

However, hand bras made a comeback towards the end of the century in the mainstream media, thanks to the so-called ‘lad mags’, that, the Wiki author tells us prominently feature photos of scantily clad B-actresses and models, and which avoid topless and nude glamour photography.

The article then brings us up-to-date with the popularity of the hand bra pose on magazine covers like the famous Rolling Stone image of Janet Jackson where the hand bra is somebody else’s hands, and the 1994 Playboy cover featuring Ronald ‘The Great Communicator’ Reagan’s daughter, Patti Davis.

And the article ends with news that you can now buy your own hand bra, the hand bra parody bra, as worn by Lady Gaga in the video for her 2013 ‘Applause’.

Well, at least the first bit was kind of interesting…

Enjoy the pictures anyway!

Our models (that I know) today were Elena Panova (top), major Swell crush of the moment Brooke Black (with camera, second row right), beautiful Zsuzsanna Toldi (in black and white and in colour), and finally Karina Akmens (bottom).
IDs on the other two would be appreciated.