Size Matters: Reader’s Choice

Female Muscle Slave is delighted that voting for the Fantasy Contest continues with a selection of big big girls from a German fan, Marcus Aurel.

 Marcus says I only prefer active bodybuilders [in my list]. To name all the inactive muscle girls like Kim C, Andrulla or Binetti… it would be too much mass in one post.

Well, having seen some of the other readers’ choices, I’m not sure we actually agree there can be too much mass! (see especially Biriana‘s line-up here).

Anyway, here are the choices from  Marcus.

Alina Popa (still our collective favourite, now with 5 votes)

Angie Salvagno

Collette Guimond

Fabiola Boulanger (hot on Alina’s heels, now with 4 votes)

Heather Foster

Helle Neilsen

Iris Kyle

Kim Perez

Lora Ottenad

Maryse Manios

Tazzie Colomb (like Fabi, just behind Alina now with 4 votes)

Yaxeni Oriquen

Many thanks to  Marcus for taking the time to compile his list.

And we’re still keen to hear your list, dear reader. Check out the original  Fantasy Contest  post and comment there or send your post to 6ft1swell@gmail.com and we will do the rest.

Currently, there are 10 women with 3 or more votes, and they are:

5 Alina Popa
4 Fabiola Boulanger, Tazzie Colomb
3 Gina Davis, Christine Envall, Denise Hoshor, Paula Suzuki,
Aleesha Young, Collette Guimond, and Helle Neilsen

Enjoy!

Size Matters: Reader’s Choice

Our latest Fantasy Contest selection comes from colt13, and once again provides us with a new variation on the format.

Colt writes: I am one of those who love the bodybuilding, but like fitness routines, and Kenny Kassel’s strength show. So it would be an event at an Arnold Expo/FIBO type place over two days, with the bodybuilding first, then strength next.

His selections for this all-round extravaganza are testimony to his varied taste.

Erika Andersch

Sheena Bocciolone

Andrea Cloward (aka Andrea Gahan, aka Andrea Weston)
and Donna Mangano

Rhonda Jorgenson then and now

Suzan Kaminga, Marianna Komlos and Karla Nelson

Wendy Lindquist

Jennifer McVicar and Anna Marie Onesti

Bonnie Pappas and Heather Policky

Paula Suzuki and Shawn Tan

Ursula Teply and Joanna Thomas

Tami Wooden

Youngs, Aleesha and Jacqueline

Colt  adds: I could have gone to 100. I know I kind of cheated with the last one, [not at all, sir – it is, after all, your fantasy] but the strongwoman types needed to be represented and Jill Mills, Heini K., Anna Rosen, Robin Coleman and a bunch of others would be in that 100.

So, Colt’s  selection is notable for adding our first ‘strongwoman’ to our list of favourites. It’s also put both Paula Suzuki and Aleesha Young into the elite group who have three or more votes, so I have added clips of them to the Tube page.

Many many thanks to Colt  for taking the time to vote. And it’s never too late for you, dear reader. Check out the original Fantasy Contest post and get fantasising!

Enjoy!

Size Matters: Reader’s Choice

Delighted to still be hearing from readers with their fantasy contest line-ups. To remind you, back in May, Female Muscle Slave chose his own Fantasy Contest  and asked readers to send in their selections, which have been posted here, and here. It’s never going to be too late to send them in, so check out the original post and the comments beneath then it’s up to you to design your own, all-star fantasy female bodybuilding contest.

Today we have two readers’ selections, firstly, Tone, who describes himself as a “fan of sexy female bodybuilders, big tits and phat asses”. He’s a busy fella, with a couple of blogs of his own: the non-FBB Tones Basement, and the yes-FBB Female Shirt Rippers. He also has a XXX Tumblr, and a VideoBam page. Check them out!

Tone only wanted to add two ladies to the ones already mentioned by FMS and other readers, so as its only two, it seemed appropriate to post a handful of pictures of each.

First on Tone‘s love list is “the massive” Kim Perez

And secondly, Tone voted for “the new swollen” Victoria Dominguez
aka Mistress Treasure

Amazingly, these are the first votes for both of these women, which perhaps isn’t such a surprise for Victoria, newly-swollen as she is. Personally, I’m pleased to see Kim Perez making the list at last though, especially as she almost made mine.

The second of our selections today are from Aiden from the UK.

Like Tone, Aiden has gone for quality over quantity, and his list is notable for its span of the history of female bodybuilding, and also for his inclusion of our first non-bodybuilder in our collective fantasy.

Aiden‘s choices are…

Sharon Marvel “circa 1993”

Sue Price (who now has two votes)

Zuzana Korinkova (receiving her 2nd vote as well)

Laura Binetti “97 Miss International condition” (also now with 2)

Debbie Muggli

Female Muscle Slave favourite Geraldine Morgan

British Champ Rene Campbell

And, as promised, our first non-FBB in the line-up: a former British 100m hurdler,

and owner of the the best-defined female legs ever to grace an athletics event,

the one, the only Wendy Jeal

All very appropriate to have an athlete at the contest with the Olympics less than a week away. Why not send in your choices before you get all distracted by weightlifters, pole vaulters and synchronised swimmers?

Thanks to Tone and Aiden!

Enjoy!

Size Matters: Readers’ Choice

I’m delighted to post another addition to the selections from readers for the Fantasy Contest post. And it’s not too late if you want to add your line-up to those we’ve already had. Comment below or on the original post or email 6ft1swell@gmail.com

O Carteiro writes Well, I arrived late at the party. But I guess it’s still time to make my line up. Judging on big muscles and beauty combined. I choose everyone on the year they were on top form.

Check out his blogs Blog das Musculosas, Cartas de Musculosas, and my personal favourite Super Trunfo Musculosas, which, it will soon become clear to English-speakers, means Top Trumps. I really think O Carteiro should produce more of these…

… so let’s encourage him shall we? I think they are works of genius. There could be an all-time set, then individual sets for the eighties, nineties and so on, or sets for different bodyparts perhaps – a game of Super Trunfo Musculosas Edição BumBum anyone?

Anyway, here are his choices, all the way from Brazil, along with the ‘stage names’ provided by O Carteiro himself.

[Apologies if the pictures I have are not exactly the correct year specified – I did my best! If anyone has better pics, especially of Judy Miller, then please get in touch.]

Monica Amazon Martin and Denise Babyface Beef Hoshor

Nursel Beef & Boobs Gurler and Christa Berlin Wall of Muscle Bauch

Debbie Bicepia Bramwell and Lisa Calves of Steel Auckland

Juliette Dutch Dynamo Bergmann and Fabiola Eye Popper Boulanger

Sophie Boeuf Canadien Duquette

Christine Flex Freak Envall

Collette Gimme Muscle Guimond and Denise Hardowski Rutkowski

Debi Hot & Hard Laszewski and Marja Ice Giant Lehtonen

Cathy Leg-endary Le François and Heather Major Glutes Policky

Kristy Mamooth Muscle Hawkins and Connie Muskel Panzer Brandt

Annie Potenza Riveccio and Judy The Big One Miller

And O Carteiro adds: Bonus: the upcoming Anne Luise Hulkette Freitas (watch out). Indeed. It’s about time I posted some recent Anne Freitas pics. Bejesus she’s getting bigger and bigger and bigger…

And it doesn’t stop there. Aleesha Meat Armor Young made a belated entrance to the competitor list. O Carteiro reveals To be honest, I forgot to tell her about the contest. When she knew it, she showed up and said: “I think I have the qualifications for the contest”. And then made the biggest, beefiest, enormous crab shot I ever seen. In front of that delicious pose, I could just reply “Yes you have”. Now, viewers around the globe will have to buy a VeryWideScreen TV if they wanna see the show.

A VeryWideScreen TV and a FemaleMuscleFan-Size box of Kleenex methinks.

Many many thanks to O Carteiro and the other readers who arrived a little earlier at the party. What are the rest of you waiting for?

Scores on the doors after O Carteiro ‘s votes:

4 votes: Alina Popa
3 votes: Fabiola Boulanger, Tazzie Colomb, Gina Davis, Christine Envall
and Denise Hoshor

Look out for some clips of these goddesses on stage on the Tube Videos page soon…

Size Matters: Readers’ Choice

A big big thank you and much much love to the readers who have replied to the Size Matters: A Fantasy Contest post. Their choices are below.

To the rest of you, don’t worry, it’s not too late – in fact, it never will be! Check out the post, choose your favourites and, if you want, the format for the show and the judging criteria. There are no restrictions on who the contestants can be or how the contest will work. It is, after all, your fantasy, so have some fun and let your imagination run wild.

You can either comment at the bottom of the original Fantasy Contest page, or email me direct at 6ft1swell@gmail.com. If you wish to remain anonymous, I will, of course, respect that, but equally, if you have a blog or something else you want me to plug, I’ll do that too.

So, what have we got so far?

Firstly, all the way from Chile, Amante del Músculo Feminino just went for his twenty favourites, big girls all, which is unsurprising for a man whose blog is called Mujeres Musculosas = Mujeres Hermosas. If you like his choices, and speak or want to practise your Spanish, you might want to check it out. And though he chose twenty favourites ‘not in a particular order’, he did specify there was something extra special about the first five on his original list, who I’ve indicated with a *.

Lisa Auckland*, Christa Bauch*

Kay Baxter, Laura Binetti

Dayana Cadeau, Tazzie Colomb

Laura Creavalle*, Gina Davis

Christine Envall, Heather Foster

Bev Francis, Denise Hoshor

Lesa Lewis, Tina Lockwood*

Yaxeni Oriquen*, Alina Popa

Sue Price, Bonnie Priest

Paula Suzuki, Annette Wittig

Biriana also chose his favourite twenty, and if you thought Amante‘s line-up was big, check out this who’s who of mega muscular women! Biriana, from the UK, has an excellent blog that contains more of the same: Big Female Bodybuilders, and as he’s quite new to the blogging game, why not visit and give a fellow female muscle fan some encouragement?

Anyway, here are his choices, it’s a veritable meat feast, perhaps the biggest line-up possible? Maybe, maybe not, but I think we’ll need a reinforced stage for this one…

Andrulla Blanchette, Th-resa Bostick

Fabiola Boulanger, Cornelia Brandt

Kim Chizevsky, Tazzie Colomb

Christine Envall, Bev Francis

Collette Guilmond, Iris Kyle

Maryse Manios, Helle Nielsen

Karla Nelson

Lora Ottenad, Betty Pariso

Alina Popa

Maria Segura, Jana Linke-Sippl

Isabelle Turrell, Viviana Violante

And last but not least, FMS was delighted to hear from Pump It Up, a true FBB connoisseur, and the doyen of UK female muscle bloggers. His blog has been going since 2006, making it one of the longest-running blogs (if not the longest-running blog) devoted to all things femuscle. If you’re not familiar with it, where have you been?

As well as choosing his favourites, Pump It Up has also designed a spectacular show that ensures a thorough examination of the female muscle fleash on display, but also guarantees the adoring crowd everything they could wish for. And more!

My contest would have an evening dress round where they must show bare arms, shoulders, back and pecs. A mini skirt and high heels round to show legs. A g-string bikini round to show glutes, abs and all the rest. A lingerie/fetish-wear round with sexy dancing (and muscle control). The girls would all oil each other up on stage and there would be competitive weight workout and wrestling rounds. Then to cool off the stage would become a giant shower room where anything goes… Marks would also be awarded for size, definition, vascularity, best body part, facial and feminine beauty, posing, imagination and attitude.

Sharon Bruneau, Amber De Francesco

Gina Davis

Melissa Dettwiller, Meryl Ertunc

Nursel Gurler, Kirsten Haug

Marina Lopez, Marie Mahabir

Donna Mangano, Denise Masino

Monica Mowi

Joanne McCartney, Dona Oliviera

Alina Popa

Autumn Raby, Christina Rhodes

Christine Roth, Angie Salvagno

Jennifer Scarpetta, Janet Tech

Penpraghai Tiangngok, Aleesha Young

So, with my choices that’s four Orgasmic Meat Exhibitions so far.
Women chosen by more than one person are:

4 Alina Popa
3 Tazzie Colomb, Gina Davis
2 Fabiola Boulanger, Christine Envall, Bev Francis, Denise Hoshor, Helle Nielsen,
Paula Suzuki and Aleesha Young

So, at the moment, Alina reigns. If your favourites have been ignored until now there’s only one way to rectify it. Get your fantasy together and post/email it.

Big thank yous again to the three readers whose choices are above.

I look forward to hearing from the rest of you.

Enjoy!

Size Matters: Extra

As The Dude says in The Big Lebowski, New shit has come to light. And as you may not be party to the new shit, FMS believes it is his duty to pass it on. The new shit concerns two of the women who featured in Size Matters week, Britain’s reigning Queen, Rene Campbell, who had a whole post of her own, and the legend that is Christine Envall, who featured as one of the Super Freaks.

Rene Campbell has been flying the flag for Team GB recently at the European Bodybuilding Championships in Croatia, so FMS wishes to pass on their congratulations to her for finishing a creditable 3rd in the over 55kg class.

Now, a lot of comments have been made (by fans, not Rene) that she only finished 3rd, despite being the biggest woman on the stage. ‘It’s Bev Francis all over again’ or ‘It’s a Euro-conspiracy against all things British’ etc etc. But, as FMS has pointed out before, the subjectivity of bodybuilding judging (especially, it seems, female bodybuilding judging) means that there are always going to be controversial results at contests, and it’s really not worth getting worked up about.

She was the biggest woman on that stage. We know that, she knows that, and the judges knew that too, and the fact that most fans are talking about Rene rather than the competitors who finished higher is, I think, in itself going to pay dividends for her career-wise. There will be other competitions at other times in other places where the judges will see her size as an advantage and place her higher. Her moment will undoubtedly come. Until then, we have some wonderful shots of Rene in the competition to console ourselves with.

And so to Christine Envall. If you haven’t heard – she’s back! And judging by the pics, she hasn’t come back as a toned down version of her former self. If anything, she looks even thicker than she did at her peak. Super-duper freaky! Marvel at the muscularity and striations in her hamstrings and glutes.

Christine says, I started to get the bug again around October 2010 after attending a few of the local shows and we’ve slowly ramped the training up to see how my body would respond. My return to competition will be at the 2012 Europa Battle of Champions in Hartford, Conneticut on June 29 & 30, followed by the 2012 Wings of Strength in Chicago a week later.

The legends like Yaxeni, Mah Ann Mendoza and Heather Foster helped motivate me to compete again. These women are a few years older than I am and they have competed continuously while I’ve been retired. As far as the Ms Olympia, that would be a dream come true, but I’d say it’s a way down the track. Only 1st place qualifies for the Ms Olympia from this year, making it a tough achievement. I plan on spending the next couple of years getting ‘known’ again, then who knows what can happen…

Welcome back Christine. I didn’t know how much I’d missed you until I saw you again!

Size Matters: A Fantasy Contest

Imagine you could have a female bodybuilding contest where all the competitors were your favourites, and they would be at their absolute peak irrespective of the era they actually competed in. Kind of like Bill and Ted, you have a time machine and you can travel back and forth in time collecting your favourite FBBs for your dream show.

After much thought, probably too much, I narrowed my favorite FBBs down to twenty and will illustrate the post with the competitors I have selected in alphabetical order by surname. Meanwhile, I’ll explain the format of the show, its rules, and how the judging will work.

So, to kick off, with a title borrowed from the excellent Erotic Female Muscles,
Female Muscle Slave presents its very own…

NUMBER ONE ORGASMIC MEAT EXHIBITION

The Judges
Me and two of my best female muscle lovin’ buddies. But as I’ll explain further below, the audience is also involved in the voting to varying degrees in different rounds during the contest.

Posing Suits
We really wanna see those glutes so thongs are mandatory. See-through posing suits may be a crowd pleaser, but are optional. We’re trying to build to a climax, so only in the final two rounds will stripping be allowed, and only in the final posedown is full nudity permitted (and encouraged!)

Andrea, Boulanger


Coates, Colomb

The Format
Round 1: Compulsory Poses
Competitors take the stage one-by-one introduced (to rapturous applause, obviously) by the MC, Noel Edmonds (who is an FBB admirer for sure, he consistently had muscle women on his prime time shows back in the day, check out this old clip).

Gina Davis

A pre-contest favourite with the bookies

I’d keep the same poses as normal, but add the most muscular pose to finish. Another addition would be allowing competitors to gain points by demonstrating muscle control, especially in the pec and glute departments and also by rolling their abs or shaking their quads when doing the abdominals and thigh pose. For the compulsory poses judges votes count for 75%, audience votes 25%.

Dennis, Dunlap


Duquette, Herndon

Round 2: Free-for-all
Call-outs seem like such a long, drawn-out way of doing things to me. Contestants spend so much time on stage doing nothing but dehydrating while others are front and centre. So rather than that, in my show the ‘comparisons’ round is a twenty-minute free posing round with all the competitors on stage at the same time. A sure fire crowd pleaser and a total meat-fest! Judges votes and audience votes count 50:50.

Hoshor, Hreapca

Cum-induction specialists

Round 3: Routines
Each competitor gets five full minutes to bring the audience to their feet. Or to attention, if you know what I mean. Again, voting is split, this time judges votes count 25% and audience 75%, so the ladies will be looking to whip the crowd into a right frenzy.

Korinkova

Just about to give it a good licking

There are no restrictions on what the competitors wear at this stage. And as the purpose of a routine (in my opinion anyway) should be to give the ladies a chance to express themselves, that’s what we want them to do here. Self-admiration (feeling, kissing or licking the muscles) or busting out of your posing top at the finale of your routine is likely to prove popular with the fans, although taking it all off is not allowed yet!

Lehtonen

Looking smug as she causes another spectator to pass out

Round 4: Posedown
The top six competitors are called back on stage and there’s an almighty posedown lasting ten minutes, and ideally ending with all six competitors naked. Any members of the audience and judging panel still able to vote (ie. able to tear one hand away from their groin area and press a button on a keypad) do so, each vote counting equal.

Murnikoviene, Neil

Mistresses of muscle control

In reverse order, the top six are anointed, literally. We cover them in high quality oil. Then the glistening body of the tearful winner, the muscle goddess of muscle goddesses, stays on stage to be admired, photographed and worshipped by all and sundry. Noel gets his money. We would like to ask members of the audience to put any used tissues in the receptacles provided, and see you next year.

Nielsen, Popa, Rutkowski

Six of the best legs in the show

Female Muscle Slave would love to hear what your dream line-up would be and how the contest would pan out. Comments can be left below, or if you prefer, email at the usual address (6ft1swell@gmail.com) and I will publish your choices on the blog with your permission.

Suzuki, Young

Igniting the chest debate

You can have as many or as few competitors as you wish. And as it’s your show, you can also design the format and make the rules. There are literally no restrictions. Evening wear round? Armwrestling? Striptease routines? General knowledge? It’s your call.

FMS looks forward to hearing from you. Hope you have enjoyed the posts this week when size has been everything. I’ll be doing a spring-clean of the site soon (checking links etc still work), and normal service will be resumed shortly.

In the meantime, I leave you with the winner of the Number One Orgasmic Meat Exhibition…

Size Matters: Super Freaks

If there is a socially-acceptable reason why a woman has well-developed muscles (she’s an athlete, a dancer or a gymnast, for example), the mainstream don’t have a problem. But a woman who has muscles just for the sake of having muscles is labelled ‘a freak’ (or something less polite perhaps). Remember the outcry about Cameron Diaz and her ‘muscles’ (see older post) and then imagine what kind of abuse a picture of your average national level bodybuilder can expect from anonymous web users.

But some female bodybuilders take it a stage further. Put your avarage national level amateur FBB next to a ‘normal’ woman and the difference is striking. But some female bodybuilders look massive even compared to their peers in the sport. Even among the ‘freaks’ they look freaky.

I remember seeing  Pumping Iron II for the first time. Nothing in my sordid teenage female muscle lovin’ imagination had prepared me for the sight of Bev Francis. And although she appears in the film right from the start, two scenes with her are seared into my memory. The first, just before the contest, when she is showing off her legs in her hotel room to some of the other competitors. The second is when she takes the stage and starts her posing routine, bronzed, ripped and more massive than I had ever imagined a woman could be. Truly, an ‘unprecedented woman’. Surely, I thought then, there will never be anyone as big as Bev again.

But women lke Christine Envall, Colette Guimond, Rene Toney and others have pushed the boundaries even further.

Often the biggest woman is the crowd favourite at shows, but these super-freaks rarely end up with the first prize. Being the most muscular woman in a sport that is supposed to be all about developing muscles does not guarantee the highest rewards. The mainstream label them ‘disgusting’ or ‘abhorrent’, and even fans of female muscle accuse them of ‘taking it too far’.

So what drives them? Is it what Rene Campbell has called ‘bigorexia’? Do they simply love having such uniquely muscular bodies? I like to think it is rooted in a refusal to conform to societal norms and to ever-changing judging criteria. ‘I’m going to be the most muscular woman on that stage, perhaps the most muscular woman in the world, and to hell with you if you don’t like it!’

Personally, I can’t help but admire such an attitude. And although Denise Hoshor and Gina Davis, big but obviously still feminine, are my absolute favourite female bodybuilders, I can’t deny that from time to time only the super-freaky women with her mountains of pure female muscle beef will satisfy my female muscle cravings. It’s rather like a marijuana smoker who occasionally needs an opium pipe!

Where will it end? How big can a woman potentially be? In my copy of Richard Dawkins’ book The Greatest Show on Earth, there is a picture of a female bodybuilder on stage, hitting an impressive rear double biceps. Dawkins uses bodybuilders (in general, not just females) as an example of how the genes we are given can be moulded to extremes within extremely short periods of time. In the case of male and female bodybuilders this is achieved by pumping iron and taking various substances. For female bodybuilders the moulding process is greater, as their genes are not as naturally prone to developing large muscles as a male bodybuilder’s are.

Next to the picture of the FBB is one of a Belgian Blue, a breed of cow. This animal’s genes have been so interfered with by humans that it develops huge muscles ‘naturally’. Specifically, a hormone called myostatin, which limits muscle growth, has been ‘turned off’ by generations of selective breeding. What results is a cow which pretty much looks like it’s been taking steroids and pumping iron.

Is this, perhaps, the next stage then? Myostatin restricting drugs for humans may be being developed right now (or for all I know already exist). Does this mean that there is therefore no theoretical limit to the muscles a woman can develop? Will the female bodybuilders of the future look like something from the imagination of a digital artist like Tigersan?

And if it really is true that there is no limit in theory to the muscular development a woman can have, we can only conclude that in the future the muscles of today’s super-freaks like Christine, Colette and Rene might seem quite tame!

Size Matters: After the Workout

Spend a little time casting your eye over the muscular goddess above. Notice, if you will, her veins, expanded to their limit, pulsating as they carry the blood her arm muscles crave. Observe the arm and shoulder muscles, engorged to their full glory, fully pumped. Now, take a minute to gaze upon her chest. See the nipples, bullet-like, straining the fabric of her T-shirt. Is her pumped body turning you on? Do you think she’s turned on by being so pumped up?

It probably won’t surprise you that my answer to both questions is a resounding ‘Yes!’ And in today’s installment of Size Matters, FMS is going to give full rein to one of my biggest muscle fantasies. I like to call it…

After the Workout

You met her a few weeks ago, just about holding it together and keeping your eyes on her face while you spoke. A muscle goddess in your gym! And a muscle goddess who was happy to exchange numbers with you. You haven’t missed a workout since. You can’t get out of the office quick enough. Rush home, rush out again, and by the time you’ve changed and are leaving the locker room your mind is in a frenzy, your mouth is dry. Will she be there today?

Sometimes she isn’t, but you’re working out with a new sense of purpose now. You’re also being super careful with your diet, and your intake of creatine is probably a little higher than it should be. You’ve even had your hair done. And it’s all worth it when she is there. Now it’s not always you who instigates the conversation. She’s coming over to you as often as you go over to her. You can’t sleep for thinking about going to the gym again, about seeing her again.

Then, one Friday afternoon at work you get a picture message. It’s her, after her workout. There’s an address and a simple instruction: COME NOW. You don’t even bother making an excuse to your boss. You just go.

She buzzes you in and opens the door. The sight of her fully-pumped in her workout gear takes away what little breath you have left. Her body has you in a trance-like state and you automatically reach out to touch her, but she grabs your hand gently but firmly and leads you in, sitting you down then stepping back so you can admire her. Your eyes can’t focus properly though, they dart from muscle to muscle, from bicep to thigh, from her abs to her shoulders.

I’m going to pose for you, she says. Then you’ll have your chance to feel my pumped up muscles. It is the first time either of you has spoken since you arrived, and her words have magically broken your trance. Your breathing slows again and now you can take her all in at once. She is magnificent. Your female muscle fantasy made flesh. It is then you realise you have an erection so full it is aching. It is not an unpleasant feeling at all.

As she starts to pose you get a rush of adrenaline so big you think you might pass out. Your pulsating cock is being so greedy with your blood you are becoming light-headed. As if sensing this, she speaks again, once more breaking the spell. I can see you are enjoying your private posing show, she says with a smile and a wink. Why don’t you get those trousers off before your cock rips them open? You blush and you obey.

When later you think back to what happened during the rest of your time with your muscle goddess, you recall not just visual images but full sensory experiences.

You kneel before her and put your arms around her mighty thighs. You feel the muscle pulse as if it were a living organism in its own right so that when you close your eyes and lay your head against it it’s as if the beat you hear were the beat of the heart of that individual muscle.

You open your eyes and look up. You can smell her moist sex, and you reach up and run your fingers across her abdomen. You touch her smooth skin and feel the hard ridges of muscle beneath. You can hear her breathing becoming faster and deeper.

You worship and pleasure her. She is insatiable, and you are her tool. Her shuddering orgasms seem to get conducted out of her body and through yours, shaking you to the core as you explore her hard, vascular body.

The first night passes in wave after wave of ecstasy, your body bucking uncontrollably as she forces load after load out of your throbbing cock. Skin, oil, muscle, sweat combine and you can barely focus anymore, just smell, touch and taste.

You finally lose consciousness and drift into a long deep sleep. When you awake she is there, waiting. And you simply begin again. Time, and the outside world and your everyday life mean nothing.

All there is is her. Nothing else exists. You explore every inch of her. She poses in the mirror, admiring herself and watching you worship her at the same time. Every vein, every striation. You tell yourself to remember every detail. You never want to forget. You trace the outlines of her muscles with your fingers and your tongue. When you press them there is no give whatsoever. They are stone, granite.

When finally she tells you to go, there is no sense of disappointment. She has milked you dry. Blissfully you make your way home, floating through the streets.

And you dream of her that night, and for many many nights after. You dream of her body, of her muscles and her scent, of her enlarged clitoris and how it felt in your mouth, and of the strength of her grip around your erection.

You find when you awake that it is Monday. Like a robot, you begin your routine. On your way to work the women you see barely register, and you realise you have been changed forever. You can’t pretend anymore. You have known a goddess and now mortal women will never satisfy you. But this insight does not down-hearten you though. It’s better to have loved a muscle women once than to never have loved a muscle woman at all.

Oooof! I need a lie-down after that. More Size Matters tomorrow!

Size Matters: Shock and Awe

I’ve only ever seen one top female bodybuilder in public. Many years ago, Andrulla Blanchette passed me in Dean St. in the West End of London. Unfortunately for me, it being London in winter, Andrulla was fully wrapped-up and not one inch of her magnificent body was on display. She was also walking very fast and passed me in a flash. In fact, it did take me a moment to realise it really was her. It was over before it began, and pretty far from my fantasy of what a female bodybuilder in public would be like to see.

Brigita Brezovac

This is much more like it! In your face, muscles on display (and what muscles!), and plenty of members of the public there to shock and awe. Gold!

Helle Nielsen

In pictures like this one, and the one above, when I’ve taken in the goddess on view, I always find time to check the reactions of the other people in the picture. Has their jaw dropped as they are transfixed by the vision before them? Are they really looking away, or just pretending? How would I react? How would you?

Aleesha Young

Let’s take this picture and imagine we are there. You’ve just noticed you are on the same street as a bona fide divinity. What do you do next? Are you drawn towards her? I know I would be. ‘The Madness’ would descend, my pulse would quicken, my blood would rise. And although I am ashamed to say it, if I’m honest, I would probably just surreptitiously start following her. I know, I know, it’s creepy.

Tammy Jones

And I’m aware that ‘the madness’ can do this to me. It can turn me into someone I’d rather not be and make me do things I’d rather not do. But at the same time, the feeling is addictive. I don’t get such adrenaline rushes every day. So I’d keep following, feeling both ecstatic and shameful, following for as long as I could without giving myself away.

Jana Linke Sippl (the only JLS I’m interested in listening to)

In an ideal world, I’d like to be able to approach her, complement her on her physique, and ask if I can take a couple of photos. In an ideal world, she’d willingly oblige, and I wouldn’t shake so much with the excitement of it all that I would actually get some good snaps. Then, I’d go about my business. But this would suggest that I have some kind of control over my female muscle lust, and that, dear reader, is quite obviously NOT the case!

Gillian Kovack

So I’d like to apologise in advance for my behaviour if I’m ever lucky enough to run into a female bodybuilder in public. The urge to stalk is not something I can control. And that’s not an excuse, I just offer it by way of explanation. On that hypothetical day when I see you, hypothetical goddess, the effect you’ll have on me will be so powerful that I simply won’t be acting like myself.

Elena Oana Hreapca
wonders who that creep who’s been following her and taking pictures is.

Enjoy! More sizeable women tomorrow…