IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!
OK, OK, not the most original joke, but anyway…
Here are some real Christmas female muscle treats…
Well, if only this had been posted a few days earlier, I’m sure a lot of wives and girlfriends would have found themselves with a pair of bling dumbbells like VeVe’s under the Christmas tree. I know mine would! There’s always next year…
A very Merry Christmas to all you lovely readers
This week, FMS‘ always popular Ts of the Day theme returns. Send in your favourite pics of muscle women in their T-shirts or vests and we’ll post the lot of them at the end of the week. You can use the comment box below or just email 6ft1swell@gmail.com.
And we begin the week with our readers’ favourite (see Hot and Hard 100, #48) Crossfitter/NASCAR pit crew member, and top predator: Christmas Abbott.
Enjoy!
It’s always nice to know that someone is reading my musings, and even nicer when they actually bother to share their thoughts and/or reach out a mutually female muscle appreciating hand. So, this week on FMS, for some of the lovely readers who have been in touch (whether by email or the comment box), a whole post inspired by them as a way of saying thank you for supporting the blog.
I hope they, and you, will enjoy them.
First up, Anonymoouse, who probably wishes to remain so, so even if I knew anything about him(?) – which I don’t – I wouldn’t be telling. Anyway, one of his (many) comments this year, one that was especially memorable, related to a clip of Colette Nelson doing some cooking during Domestic Muscle Goddess week back in June.
I love watching big muscle girls doing normal stuff (like cooking for instance) instead of the usual poses (as great as they are, it can get a little stale and repetitive)!
And so, especially for Anonymoouse…
BIG MUSCLE GIRLS DOING NORMAL STUFF
Like shopping, for instance – I told Tina not to flex, ‘Great as your biceps are,’ I said, ‘It can get a little stale,’ but she insisted. Sorry chief, it won’t happen again, I promise!
Or waiting for your late ass…
Normal stuff like having a snack while catching up on some emails, not forgetting to make sure everyone can see your trophy. Or your arms. The SIZE of her ARM!
Normal stuff, the kind of stuff you do ALL THE TIME. Like feeding a giraffe.
More shopping, well, a possible purchase anyway. A girl like Christmas (how apt!) Abbott needs to know what she’s putting in that beautiful body of hers, doesn’t she?
Rene smiling sweetly at you across the table. Like I said, normal stuff.
Getting those fluids in.
And more shopping. Do you think Brazilian bomb Larissa Reis really dresses like this when she goes shopping? I know I would LIKE to think she does…
Jay Fuchs (on the right) and Skadi Frei (on the back) arriving at the club.
And having that morning espresso. Nude. Is it just me or does anyone else sincerely believe that sexy muscle women like Monica really do walk around in the nuddy whenever they are at home? I, for one, am absolutely CONVINCED it’s true.
And finally, as Anonymoouse enjoyed Colette cooking so much back in June, I thought he(?) would like another cooking lesson. This time, a full fourteen plus minutes of the very very sexy Shawna Strong making some special wraps.
Enjoy! Another reader-inspired treat tomorrow…
And to end our week of female muscle weaponry, what I believe (in my typically British ignorance of all things gun) are called ‘handguns’.
Natalia Scantamburlo with what are probably not real guns (although that might be one way to sway the judges in your favour – Give me the trophy or I’ll shoot…) as Lara Croft, I believe. She wore that costume well, didn’t she?
Nicole Ball
left: Rosita Triglia models the uniform for female officers of the Polizia di Stato that Silvio ‘Bunga Bunga’ Berlusconi tried, and failed, to introduce in one of his last acts as Italian Prime Minister. He wasn’t all bad.
right: Joanna Thomas and what looks like (to my untrained eye anyway) like something that could blow your head clean off.
And finally for the week, an already iconic image of Crossfit überbabe Christmas Abbott and her pistol and her pistol tattoo.
Enjoy!
Guest edited by FMS’ Crossfit correspondent, Aiden.
The best is yet to come, but Christmas Abbott is a close runner-up.
Behold a Christmas present!
6ft1swell writes: Here’s Christmas in all sorts of action as the first female pit crew member of a NASCAR team. What an amazing woman!
Would you like to be FMS’ next Guest Editor? Is there a particular muscle, a particular theme, or a particular woman that you would like to see celebrated on the blog? In fact, is there any aspect of female muscle fandom that you feel we are missing here? Email 6ft1swell@gmail.com to get the ball rolling.
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