Finally this week, a personal top three hand bras…
THE THIRD HAND
Swell digs this shot of Rhode Island’s figure turned physique competitor Ariella Palumbo for all sorts of obvious reasons, but not least the massive double-take you do the first time you see it. Then, of course, there’s all the questions it leaves you with. Questions like ‘is the third hand male or female?’ and ‘where is their other hand exactly?’ You can’t find the answers to these questions on her website, nor on her Instagram page, but you can find lots of other lovely pictures of her there. And no, Dave Palumbo isn’t her father. But he is going to be training her this year.
EVERY ANGLE COVERED
Backstage/pre-contest hand bras are always winners, but drop-dead gorgeous German bikini champ Ramona Valerie Alb deserves a special mention for this abstacular triptych. You can almost smell the protan. And there’s lots more of FMS‘ favourite Cuban Jamaican Afro-American German cooking, training, and getting up to all sorts of energetic craziness on YouTube, Instagram and Facebook.
MMMARVELLOUS MMMAVI
I know I probably shouldn’t be trying to unduly influence your own personal selections for the FMS Hot and Hard 100 with mmmouth-watering pictures of some of my favourite women while voting’s still open, but really, if Mavi Gioia isn’t one of the 100 hottest hard women in the world then my name’s not 6ft1swell…
[er, it isn’t though, is it? – ed.]
Hope you enjoyed Hand Bra Week. Normal service resumes tomorrow.
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