Hot and Hard: Clip of the Week

JOANNA ROMANO ARNOLD CLASSIC EUROPE 2014 by Hevumisa

Since 2011, the peerless Hevumisa has been bringing us edited footage of his visits to contests and expos in Europe. Today’s offering is his most recent slice of genius to feature his favourite muse, Spain’s sizzling Joanna Romano Cano.

It’s not exactly what you might call a “topical” Clip of the Week – it’s been up since the middle of October – but even in the likely event that you have seen it before, I’m sure you’ll agree it’s most definitely worth watching again (and again and again).

Joanna finished 2nd (in a quality field) in the taller of the two Physique classes, and then won the Masters Physique title at the show. Amazing to think this stunning woman is knocking on the door of 40 (if she hasn’t ripped it off its hinges yet).

Hevumisa‘s marvellous edit is bookmarked by Joanna in full tan and bikini – pumping up at the beginning, and performing her routine at the end. But delicious though she looks all covered in oil, it’s when we get Joanna posing and preening at the Expo that the pant-wetting truly begins. You could count the number of things she’d rather be doing on no hands. She’s in her element, and quite frankly I’m astonished that a) the assorted salivating female muscle fans (both male and female) don’t come away with third degree burns from being so close to such heat, and b) that Hevumisa can (as he has been at European events since 2011) hold the camera steady.

Enjoy!

Hevumisa (holding the camera steady since 2011)

Joanna Romano Cano on Facebook

Tube of the Week: Part I

Behind every great artist there is a muse. Baudelaire and Jeanne Duval, Hitchcock and Tippie Hedren, Robert Mapplethorpe and Patti Smith. F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote for Zelda, Godard directed for Anna Karina even when she was no longer starring in his films. Dylan was at his most inspired for Sara Lowndes, and Gala Diakonova (later Gala Dalí) turned on both Max Ernst and the great surrealist, Mr Avida Dollars himself.

And FMS‘ favourite attender and, more importantly, recorder of European fitness expos, the great Hevumisa, does, I believe have a muse of his very own too, the stunning vision of muscular sex appeal that is Joanna Romano.

She has already inspired him to bring us Joanna Romano at FIBO Power 2011, and two clips from 2013 – first, Joanna Romano at the Arnold Classic Europe 2013, and then its sequel, The Sexy Joanna Romano at Arnold Classic Europe 2013.

As muses go, Joanna is probably the one with the biggest, roundest, hardest biceps; the sexiest and best-defined abs; and the most incredibly thick and shredded back and shoulders. And what’s more, although Gala was, by all accounts, a right goer, I doubt even she showed it off with quite as much gusto as the Muscle Queen of Catalunya.

Watch Hevumisa‘s latest Joanna-inspired masterpiece, and while you do you may well wonder, as I do, how you managed to overlook Joanna when you voted for the FMS Hot and Hard 100. I can only hope Hevumisa is planning to bring us more of his muse in order to make damn sure not one of us makes the same mistake next year.

Calenta! as they probably say everywhere the muscle muse goes…