À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu: Denise Hoshor

REMEMBRANCE OF HOT AND HARD PAST

7. Denise Denise

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This photo should, in my opinion, be the first photo inducted into the (at the time of writing, mythical) Female Muscle Hall of Fame. Today I’m looking at it and it feels as if I’ve never noticed the veins in her forearms before. Every time I look at the photo, it seems to stimulate my imagination in a different way. It’s like I’m seeing her for the first time every time. And what a sight she is! Denise’s WPW sets are the most popular of all time, so she has a reasonable claim to be the fan’s favourite fbb ever, her body and her almost magical sex appeal fulfilling a kind of collective notion of perfection.

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As far as I’m concerned, everything she did as a bodybuilder was magic, but two moments stand out. First, Denise in Hawaii, posing in a purple bikini and white heels in public. She’s in incredible shape. Huge and chiselled from head to toe, oozing feminine sex appeal. As the crowd (of men) watching her grows, the more provocative and sexier her posing gets. The second is in a tiny segment of a GMV video (can’t remember which, I bought it and threw it out so long ago now, and have never found the exact clip). She’s at an Expo, strutting through the crowd in a tight, sleeveless black dress. The GMV camera person asks her to flex, and when she does, there is stunned silence from behind the camera. She flexes one last magnificent bicep, holds the pose, and looks beyond the camera. Good? she asks, raising an eyebrow. There’s no reply. Whoever is holding that camera has been struck dumb. She smiles, and struts away.

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And we leave this week of memories with a beautifully edited tribute to Denise, courtesy of jerrymail (who also brought us the “Denise in Hawaii” clip linked above). The title, Denise Hoshor Sexy, is as good a three-word summary as you will find.

Enjoy!

HOT and HARD 2015 LAST DAY OF VOTING IS TODAY

Obviously I’ll take time zones into account, and to be honest, if you are a bit late, I’ll still accept your votes (especially if you are all complimentary about the blog), but please, as soon as you can so I can start to put the posts together. Many thanks to all who have voted so far. You make the Hot and Hard 100 what it is, a thing of beauties!

Inspiration, rules and how to vote here.

À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu: Michelle Neil

REMEMBRANCE OF HOT AND HARD PAST

5. Dr. Feelgood

In a short, and sadly long lost, clip from around 2006, a Femflex (I think) crew is shooting contestants back stage. A vision of incredible, heart-stopping size and conditioning, her hair as golden as her tan, starts flexing for the camera. They ask her her name. Without skipping a pose, she tells them. Then, there’s a fairly long pause (these clips were generally quite chatty affairs). Off camera, a kind of awed silence for this amazing specimen, punctuated by assorted gasps and wows while she just keeps flexing, her muscles rippling, bulging, exploding. Finally, one of the crew speaks.

You sure are gonna be hard to keep out of the top three.

She looks over a thick, shredded shoulder at the offending crew member.

I’m gonna be hard to keep out of the top ONE, she says.

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That was my introduction to the wondrous Dr. Michelle Neil, one of those women, one of those bodies, that seemed to arrive fully-formed. Even when she was still competing at regional level she had the ability to make experienced female muscle watchers turn to jelly – as this clip where Dave Palumbo claims to be interviewing her but just kind of drools intead will testify (scroll down a bit, it’s there).

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Michelle seemed to know she was special, and that confidence – I don’t think it counts as arrogance if you really are the best – combined with her spectacular physique to make treasures of each and every one of her photo sets and video clips. I could have chosen one of her posing clips from her 2007 Nationals triumph, or some of her work with Awefilms. There’s that Femflex “Mini-Movie”, six minutes of Michelle’s muscles close-up and bulging out of a tight black dress, or an FTVideo webcam clip where she displays muscle control (pecs, abs, glutes) that still moves me to this day.

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In the end, I plumped for a photo set by the often forgotten (and now gone) bodyelite.net with Michelle’s aptly elite body, you might say, packed into a little black dress – probably not so little on your average woman, but if ever there was a woman who was not average (and not just physically), Michelle was she.

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Sadly, as I’m sure many of you already know, the light that burned twice as brightly burned only half as long, and Michelle gave up competing soon after she had won her pro card. She was the victim of massateric hypertrophy as (apparently) that freakishly overgrown jaw thing is known in medical circles, which is where, incidentally, you will find her now, still practising at her clinic in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

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Perhaps the secret of her enduring appeal (apart from the presence, the confidence, the body, the insane muscle control etc.) is that her brief career keeps us ever keen. As one forum poster and Michelle devotee gushes, Michelle, you should be among the stars with your heavenly muscular body, especially that back, that face, those eyes of blue and golden hair! And then adds, there are two things I wish I had: photos of her workout routine and some topless shots! See? She left us wanting more.

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Lawdy I am enjoying these posts even if no one else is!

Another day, another memory tomorrow…

THREE DAYS OF HOT and HARD VOTING LEFT!

Review last year’s list: 100 to 81, 80-61, 60-41, 40-21, 20-11 and the top 10 on FMS passim, or download PumpItUp’s Hot and Hard 100 2014 pdf.

Rules and how to vote here.

À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu: Cory Everson

REMEMBRANCE OF HOT AND HARD PAST

3. Iron Woman

Cory. So many many images, so many many moments spent with her…

I had thought it would be impossible to pick one, that I’d have to compile some sort of ‘Best of’ post, but when I closed my eyes and remembered, immediately and vividly one did, in fact, come to mind. A magazine cover. Ironman, November 1991. Cory.

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The pose. Left hand in hair, her bicep full, defined. Her right suggestively pulling her suit up, the veins on her bicep. The look. Straight to camera. Boring into the viewer, into me. Intense, powerful. Her mouth, her lips, slightly opened. Her abs, a fissure running from top to bottom, separating hard slabs of muscle. Beautiful. Animal.

This was Cory as I’d never seen her before. I guess now I’d say she was more ‘swole’. At the time, I didn’t have the vocabulary. Just the feeling, The Madness, adrenaline pumping, hypnotised by her beauty, her power, her sexuality, her muscle.

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Perhaps this cover, this shoot, is bringing back special memories for you too, dear reader, and it really is a female muscle landmark. Perhaps not, and it was merely the time in my life and the time of the year that has made this cover stay with me for so long. I was 17, and the long winter nights were drawing in, if you know what I mean. Perhaps it’s because 1991 was towards the end of her career as a cover model, that she’d stopped competing and had filled out because she didn’t have to toe the Weider-winner line anymore. Honestly, I don’t know why this cover photo and the few images inside that Ironman, November 1991, made such a big impression on me. But they did.

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Remembrance continues tomorrow…

And P.S. ONLY FIVE DAYS OF HOT and HARD VOTING LEFT!

Ge busy if you want your women to make the list this year!

À la recherche du chaude et dure perdu: Zuzana Korinkova

REMEMBRANCE OF HOT AND HARD PAST

2. Oh Zuzana

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I’d scan the shelves for new issues then take my chance to furtively leaf through the pages when there was no one else near me, no one who could see what I was looking at, because if anyone did, they’d see what a weirdo I was. Waiting, again, until there was no one at the cash register, unable to look the shop owner in the eye, I’d pay (my hands trembling with excitement) and stuff the magazine into my bag as fast as I could. Relief! The hard part over, my heart pounding inside my chest, I’d rush back home to secretly enjoy the pictures of the amazing women within my precious cargo.

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It’s a scenario apparently familiar to countless fans of female muscle who grew up at the time when a trip to the newsagent’s was the only way to get your fix.

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I would have been in my late teens when I saw these images of Zuzana. They’re images I spent hour upon hour with. So much muscle, so much detail to enjoy. Her meaty, booming bicep; her freaky, granite glutes; triceps whose striations have striations…

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Many years later the internet allowed me to enjoy Zuzana in motion, both on and off stage, and the excitement was barely less intense. Whether it was the younger, leaner Zuzana or the later jaw-droppingly huge Zuzana of so many WPW clips, she was a fascinating, beguiling combination of muscle and beauty. Little wonder she is one of very few women who almost every female muscle lover has on their all-time list.

See another UK female muscle fan’s recollection of these Zuzana images on FMS’ Shared History of Female Muscle Fandom page in the piece entitled The Newsagent’s.

And we leave you today with an edited clip of Zuzana’s legendary white lingerie shoot.

Enjoy!

Another trip down female muscle memory lane tomorrow…

The Gospel According to Denise Masino

Back in November last year, Denise Masino, owner of female bodybuilding’s most famous bits, took part in an “Iron Debate” for Rx Muscle.com with Dave Palumbo, Mr Rx Muscle and (if I’m not mistaken) the former squeeze of Colette Nelson, and Chris Aceto, “Bodybuilding Guru” and the former Mr Laura Creavalle.

At an hour and a half, it’s a weighty watch. The host looks somewhat sedated but he does have one of those deep and deliberate American sports broadcaster voices (like Kevin Gamble on Sky’s NFL coverage), which lends the whole thing a bit of gravitas. Palumbo seems to be there to plug product and, in a bizarre moment near the start, show off his baby boa constrictor (for real). And also near the start of the show Aceto confesses he’s worried Denise, the first woman bodybuilder to be invited to an “Iron Debate” will be both more attractive to look at and more intelligent than him. And with good reason. As they cover subjects relevant to female bodybuilding – from the growth pf the Physique division to the place (or not) of adult entertainers within the IFBB – Denise proves herself to be informed, passionate and eloquent – not that Mr Aceto isn’t any of those things, you understand, it’s just that Denise is… well, MORE!

Denise gets the lion’s share of voice time, but to save FMS readers the trouble, we have sat through the whole damn thing ourselves and picked out some of Denise’s best/most thought-provoking quotes from the show, and illustrated them with some recent images of the ever-smokin’ La Masino for your viewing pleasure.

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ON PHYSIQUE

A lot of people have a problem with Physique as a category as opposed to Women’s Bodybuilding and they feel the one is undercutting the other. My perspective on it is a little bit different. Bodybuilding is an aesthetic choice, and you know the nature of the sport really is that through years of training and muscle development, you might start off in a lower level, as you continue to train you inevitably become a bigger, more mature athlete. And a lot of times you find yourself pushed from one category into the next. And it is a choice and unlike a lot of people, I think Physique is good for bodybuilding because it’s bringing in more people into the sport.

We need new athletes, young athletes in our sport, just like any other sport does, in order to keep the sport alive and growing. And if you look at a professional bodybuilder, or national level… the physiques are so extreme – it’s an extreme sport – the physiques feel unattainable to the average person. And unattainable is not inspiring to someone who is going to jump into something they have to commit energy, time and a lot of money into. So I think that the Physique and even the lower echelon categories are really really important. People criticise bikini, they criticise fitness, they criticise figure… And the idea in my mind is how many peope can we get into the fold to grow our sport? To grow weightlifting and training, not just working out and doing pilates and yoga. How many ways can we get people initiated? The stage creates the challenge for the athlete, it gives them something to shoot for. I think Physique three years ago represented a more “attainable” physique for women.

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If you look at what happened this year in the Olympia Physique category and you look at last year and the difference between Dana as the first Ms Olympia Physique winner and Malacarne this year. I will tell you, I would say that when I was competing, I was more a Malacarne physique bodybuilder. Malacarne’s carrying a lot of muscle on that body. I love it. I think she’s a wonderful representative but she’s a lightweight bodybuilder to my mind. And to take that point a little bit further, ALL of these women are bodybuilders. If you’re in the weight room and you’re squatting…

In the gyms there are so many new chicks who are squatting because the aesthetic is changing, women are feeling more empowered and not afraid of having a little bicep, delt. I think all these women are bodybuilders. It’s just what level are you at right now and how far are you gonna go?

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ON THE OLYMPIA

There’s no Women’s Bodybulding Olympia coming in 2015. We lost the Ms International stage. Those are two really really bad signs at the women’s elite level. It’s not a good thing. It’s not something I agree with. These women, they’re a spectacle, they’re really really interesting to look at – never mind getting to know them because they’re incredibly interesting women to get to know – but the sport is an extreme sport. It is what it is.

I think it does create pressure for women bodybuilders who still want to compete at the elite shows and on the top stage definitely. I can imagine what it would be like for me if I was still competing, trying to make that decision. As a smaller woman it would have been easier for me because I’m petite to begin with and I was trying to compete with women who had 50 to 60 pounds on me on stage all the time. So this change would have probably benefited me when I was competing, just like the lightweight division did. But I feel for the women like Alina Popa, Yaxeni Oriquen who are amazing athletes, who now find themselves without top stages. And my gut [feeling] is that there will be top stages, it’s just a question of who’s gonna do the promotion, where it’s gonna happen, and how it’s gonna be reinvented. That’s what I see happening, because it’s not going to go away.

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ON BUSINESS

I have been producing, publishing, promoting, selling adult entertainment with female bodybuilders as the star in those productions. I didn’t reivent the wheel, I just basically took a concept that we know works – for obvious reasons – and I applied a new aesthetic to it. I said, ‘Just because you’re a female athlete, just because you’re a female jock, just because you have muscle does not devalue your sensuality, your commercialisation abilities, your marketablility, your allure.’ And in my world, bodybuilding has always enhanced my sexuality, it’s always enhanced my sense of femininity. Which is why I do it. It empowers me and always has. Is it appropriate? Absolutely. 100%.

When I started, with my partners, the magazine that we published, it’s almost twenty years ago, there were other publishers in the business and people who said it will never work, it doesn’t go together, muscle and sex doesn’t work. Well, here we are fast forward twenty years and I’m still in the game. A lot of other people are not. As they say, the rest is history.

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In all the years I’ve been doing this and promoting the sexuality of strong women, I really have not had a lot of people confront me with criticism the way most people assume. Now, maybe that’s because the conversations are happening outside of my earshot, which is the way people generally do things. What I do is not for everybody, being a female bodybuilder separates me, so I get criticism for that, but honestly, I don’t care. At the end of the day it’s my choice. I love what I do, I love what my sport does for me, and it’s a very creative form of work for me, and that’s how I feel about it.

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I learned early on that sports are large entertainment businesses, and there has never been money in women’s bodybuilding. Why? Because it’s not viewed as enough of an entertainment sport. So this is my way of bringing an entertainment value into it, speaking to an audience that clearly was out there.

Bodybuilding for me is a hobby, a lifestyle, a passion, that I found a way to turn into an expressive, creative profession. I’m making my living as a result of what I do, not through bodybuilding the sport – because I never made enough money in purses. It costs me money to bodybuild as an elite professional bodybuilder so I had to reconcile those differences.

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ON FANS

My fans have just opened up my mind in some many ways. They’ve shared so much about their perspective, from all over the world. I have a very rich life because of this sport, because of my participation and because of the fans. I love my fans because they love strong women. I mean how could a woman not love a man – or woman – who loves a strong woman. They champion my independence, my entrepreneurial ways, my perspective, my strength, and my individuality. And they support all of that. So I have great gratitude for my fans.

Many years ago I had a photographer tell me back when we were starting the magazine that you cannot fetishise female muscle. I think he said “it’s inappropriate”. And I was really taken aback because I knew that this particular photographer loves women’s bodybuilding, so he was being a hypocrite and he didn’t even realise it. And I told him you can’t tell people what they’re supposed to find alluring. Women supposedly like men in uniform. Some men like blondes. Some men like small boobs…

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If anybody’s going to be calling anyone a schmoe, I’ll be calling myself a schmoe first because I am a fan of female bodybuilders. I think they’re hot as hell.

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I’ve learned so much by just listening to people. And part of why I do what I do, and part of why my company developed to be what it is was that my fans made me realise that they have such great admiration and respect for the strength of the woman bodybuilder that it makes them weak at the knees. And it made me think it’s a universal concept, it’s a universal thing – power is sexy. And my fans champion that and for that I champion them in return.

What I do think though is that fans of women’s bodybuilding, athletics, whatever it is, they need to put their money where their mouth is. They need to go to events, they need to buy 8x10s, they need to sponsor athletes because at the end of the day it’s the sports fans that dictate what happens with that sport.

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ON THE FUTURE OF WOMEN’S BODYBUILDING

I hope it’ll be different. I think the approach to promoting women’s bodybuilding needs to be shaken up a little bit. I have ideas!

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I’ll tell you something I think is funny. When I started out twenty years ago the question was can women’s bodybuilding survive? Fast forward twenty years later… To my mind women’s bodybuilding is bigger than ever because more women than ever are weightlifting. You want to focus on the elite category, the hyper-muscular women, well, I feel that women’s bodybuilding will still be here twenty years from now. And we’ll be asking the question again!

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Watch the whole “Iron debate” on the Rx Muscle channel

Keep up with Denise in a (sort of) safe for work way via Instagram and Twitter

Plenty to mull over there. Not least how FMS has now managed two Denise Masino posts without a single image of those mighty bits of hers. Enjoy!

Julia Vins: Powerlifter

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There seem to be very clear parameters when it comes to describing the subject of today’s post, the 18-year-old powerlifter from Engels in Russia, Julia Vins.

She’s the Bodybuilding Barbie. A doll-faced Russian teen [who] has arms that could crush you! She’s King Kong Barbie, the girl with the Barbie face and the muscle body. Don’t be fooled by the doll-like face, they warn, Julia Vins is one tough chick.

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And after the lack of imagination in the headline, whether the sub-heading promises she could beat the crap out of you, break your arm, “destroy” you, or rip your face off (I made the last one up), it’s the the same story every single time. Without exception.

And the story is… pretty much what was covered in the headline. She’s beautiful, she’s strong. Or she’s beautiful and powerful. Or she’s beautiful, she’s young, and she has “a body like the Hulk”. The horror! The horror! Conventional beauty from the neck up, “manly” from the neck down. And only 18. The horror! The horror!

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It’s the kind of thing that can provoke the (normally peaceable) female muscle brethren into lashing out. We read the dumb comments attached to the stories and our ire gets ignited. For me, it’s not even the ones you expect that get me riled – “that is a man” or some similar variation is so old, and so obviously nonsense that I don’t get wound up by it anymore. Instead it’s the ones who lay out their theories of what a woman should look like that rub me up the wrong way. Take this masterpiece on the subject of Julia’s breats: I am mostly against community standards and believe everyone is free to do whatever they wish and people shouldn’t negatively criticize them about it BUT it is horrible to lose a part of your body because you are dedicated. Breasts are awesome to look at. There really is nothing that signposts impending stoopidity like a big old BUT in the middle of a sentence, is there?

Most recently, I found myself feeling the exasperation of a fellow female muscle head when he posted this on his excellent Tumblr, Mike ‘Mires Muscular Maidens

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So this popped up in my Facebook news feed today. Naturally I recognize her as Julia Vins, who is kind of internet-famous for being both feminine and muscular.

(Gasp!)

I followed the link to the clickbait-y article, which has you click through no fewer than 8 pages. The commentary on the pictures isn’t as offensive as it could be, I suppose. (There’s a “joke” about how she might beat you up if you ask her out, ha, ha.) I always shake my head when I see people who are floored that a woman can be beautiful and have muscle all at the same time. For some reason, the misconception persists that muscles are just for men, and women with muscle must be “manly.” At least articles like this spread the word that that’s not the case.

It’s not often I agree 100% with anybody, BUT on this occasion…

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At least articles like this spread the word. So true. And the main reason I should calm down, stop reading the comments and see these stories in a more positive light.

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The fact that Julia has become the (doll-like) face (and Hulk-like body) of so many stories, or more accurately, so many versions of the same story, has got her a legion of fans, both male and female. It’s hardly surprising. Despite her youth, she is, after all, a powerlifter of some note. Already a national champion, her “best lift” stats continue to rise – most recently, as far as I can ascertain, she improved her squat to 180kg. Initially, I set a goal to become stronger because I have absolutely no confidence in myself, she says. I do what I want. This is my life. There will always be people who respect my choice, but it’s impossible to please everybody. I am following my dream.

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Guess I shouldn’t worry so much.

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Check out Julia’s website and/or follow her Instagram. There are a plethora of clips of her on YouTube, and not just on her channel. A good example of the typical Julia story can be found here, and an appearance she made on Chinese(?) TV here.

Enjoy!

GIFs of the Week

In a bumper week for GIFs (or my discovery of them at least), it was impossible to choose just one, so, you lucky people, today we have not one, but two magnificent muscle women for your viewing pleasure, in no fewer than FIVE genius gifs.

They are taken from a new Tumblr blog, It Is What It Is. (full stop included), which, I should warn you, is most definitely not safe for work (least of all because of the Health & Safety implications), and is not exclusively a female muscle blog.

To start with, it’s Shannon Courtney. To the power of 3!

At first, she’s all smiles…

But pretty soon Shannon is gurning like a raver…

And you can feel the intensity of her effort as her huge arms (and everything else) assert their power over the iron. Grimacing yet insanely gorgeous, Shannon is oblivious to the guy who seems to have wandered into her domain by mistake, his attempt at looking casual (ie. act as if he hasn’t come to ogle the Queen of the Gym) fails miserably, the gif loop turns him into one shifty-looking mofo!

Just imagine what the view must be like from back there. The Courtney glutes snug inside her tight light blue leggings, her lats and rear delts exploding out of her vest as she curls the weight… No wonder his hands are in his pockets!

And meanwhile, in another gym on the other side of town…

Dana Capobianco is feeling rather good about her chest.

Now, I am putting these gifs in the opposite order to the original poster for good reason. Drink in the muscle (above), because the second one is all about the expression on Dana’s face – although the viewer should spend a little time looking at Dana’s top and noting that her pump has extended to, has stimulated, all parts of her chest…

That look off camera with the tongue action and the smile – I don’t know who or what she is looking at, but if I was it, I think I would just die right there – then her eyes roll back in ecstasy as she clenches her teeth, hits the pose, and ripples..

I think I need a lie-down.

Enjoy!

#my gifs on deliciousyleftarcade

Swell Digs: The World of Jennifer Zeff

#assandtittiesandguns

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And much more more besides…

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Recently, and I’m almost ashamed to admit it, I’ve become rather, er… let’s say “fascinated” by the Florida-based Physique competitor Jennifer Zeff. Sadly I’m only able to experience her world through what she and her “crew” – more about them in a bit – share on social media. But though my experience of The World of Zeff is very much vicarious, that hasn’t prevented me from enjoying myself there so far!

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I got my first taste of Zeff World last July, when, unusually, I had a bit of time on my hands. Wanting to spend it wisely, I decided to check out the contest gallery of the Physique division at the NPC Southern States. There was something about the lady who had finished 2nd in Class “B”. I couldn’t quite put my finger on what it was at first, but there was definitely something fascinating about her. Jennifer Zeff was her name. She had first competed in 2013, in Figure, and now here she was, ten months later, making her Physique debut. I compared the pics from the two shows…

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And suddenly I could see what it was about her that was so exciting me. She was, unsurprisingly, both more muscular and more defined now. But that wasn’t it. Of course! I thought to myself, no flexing in Figure, yes flexing in Physique. She looked kind of happy as a Figure competitor with those quarter turns and all – she obviously enjoyed her stage time – but as a Physique competitor, a Physique competitor who gets to flex, the more I gazed at the pictures, the more I was convinced that Ms Zeff was truly loving the fact she was actually getting to flex her glorious contest ready body for the audience. Yes. I was sure. She was loving every single moment of it.

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A trip to her Instagram page only confirmed my suspicions. Selfie when she wakes up. Selfie in the car on the way to the gym. Selfies at the gym – before, during, and, in the locker room all pumped up, after. Selfie in the car on the way from the gym etc., etc.

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But it soon became apparent that Planet Zeff was occupied by more than Jennifer, her muscles and her incredibly attractive self-admiration. There were others there too.

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A whole crew.

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But one inhabitant of Le Monde Zeff turned out to be favoured above the others. One enjoys privileges that others do not. She turned out to be Tara Koenke: Bikini competitor, professional photographer, and Jennifer Zeff‘s other half.

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Remmber that old Groucho Marx joke about not wanting to belong to any club that would have you as a member? Well, and with apologies to the great man, I think that having seen The World of Jennifer Zeff, I’ll adapt that to say that I wouldn’t want to belong to any club more than the club that would never (in a million years) let me in. Swell has a new goal, a new ambition, a new dream: to get himself onto Team Zeff!

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There’s plenty more Jennifer on her significent other’s Instagram, and you might also want to check out Tara’s website to see a bit of her portfolio. Let’s finish with a bit of Tara in action (I’m sure Jennifer would approve) guest posing at the contest that got Swell so fascinated with La Zeff in the first place, last year’s NPC Southern Staes.

Enjoy!

Swell Digs: Tube of the Week

STUNNING SUSANNA TIRPAK by FITNESS EXPOSURE

Since 2012, photographer Zoltan Veigh has been producing quality images of (an apparently endless supply of) beautiful, muscular Central/Eastern European women, many from his native Hungary, available to buy on his Fitness Exposure website.

I’m ashamed to say I’ve never actually put my hand in my pocket to buy any of these images, but like many of you gorgeous readers (I imagine) I am glued to his YouTube channel and the long “photoshooting” clips he puts up there which bring us the story of the photos, and allow us to enjoy the likes of Gabriella Bankuti, Olga Kulinych, Bettina Nagy Gabriella Szabo etc. preening and posing for his camera.

His latest offering treats us to the impossible beauty of FMS fave Susanna Tirpak glammed up and in a sleeveless dress that hugs her magnificent body like, well, like I would if I were fabric, and showcases her delicious arms. Much much flexing!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I get why most guys, my non-female muscle head friends say, would find it hard to understand my attraction to the really big female muscle beasts. Anne Freitas, for example, is, without doubt, an acquired taste, and while I might not think she is “masculine”, I can see why others would. But when I read comments that beauties like Susanna “look too much like a man”, I can’t help thinking the author has got it all wrong. Susanna is so obviously all woman. A beautiful, curvy, sexy, muscular woman. For eight and a half minutes. Enjoy!

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