100 Biceps: Day 4

Today’s post is what they call “NSFW” by the time you reach the end, although to be honest I suppose how “safe for work” anything is depends very much on what exactly “work” is. What’s “safe” for an Antarctic post master is, I imagine, very different from what’s “safe” for an inner-city primary school teacher.

Anyway, time for some biceps in motion with a selection of my 10 favourite biceptual gifs from the utter genius that is ShirtRippers2.0 on Tumblr. Enjoy!

MARJA LEHTONEN
We gave Marja’s bad boys a whole post of their own on Sunday, but included
her again because, well, more Marja is never a bad thing, is it?
TINA CHANDLER: 033, 034
“Which one do you prefer?” says Tina. “The left or the right?”
Well, I really couldn’t say. Show me them again…


ELENA OANA HREAPCA: 035, 036
For my money, the most beautiful woman in the world. Is it just my imagination
or does she sniff it pre-flex? Bet it smells as good as it looks!


KASHMA MAHARAJ I: 037, 038
If you could guarantee a barely-covered Kashma would be on the dance floor tonight
I might be persuaded that my clubbing days were not over after all.


SIMONE OLIVEIRA: 039
Fully pumped. Not just her arm, either.
And not just the bits you can see I’ll bet. 


VIRGINIA SANCHEZ: 040
What would you like to do to Virginia’s massive peak?
(Or perhaps “on” Virginia’s massive peak?!)


KASHMA MAHARAJ II
More Kashma. About to rip it all off and reveal her
rock hard body in all its glory. Or something.


KATKA KYPTOVA I: 041
Gosh! Three Katka’s!!! And all of them arrogant as f**k!!!


ALEESHA YOUNG: 042
Yes, Aleesha, yes I would like to…


KATKA KYPTOVA II: 043
The NSFW bit. Obviously. Mainly because of where it is compelling
your favoured hand to go. Well, am I wrong?

See you tomorrow!

What We Have Been Thinking about When We Have Been Thinking about the Toronto Pro

1 – THE WOMAN WHO WE THOUGHT SHOULD WIN WON

For once, the general consensus among the female muscle lovin’ brethren actually agreed with the judges decision. And that is not something you get to say every day. As one forum poster put it, This is the first bodybuilding contest I can remember where the woman who was deserving of first place was actually rewarded with it.

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Your winner. Their winner. THE WINNER: Simone Oliveira

2 – COLETTE NELSON: HOW DO I FEEL?

The great and much-loved Colette returned to the stage after four long years. Not, unfortunately, as a bodybuilder, but if we have to take Colette in the physique division or not at all, we’ll take her in physique every time. Just awesome to see Colette Nelson back, said one forum poster. Hopefully it’ll inspire Gina Davis, Jody May, Jennifer McVicar and Nicole Ball to make comebacks too! Amen to that.

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Back and beautiful: Colette Nelson

3 – ENVALL’S LAT MEAT

Although Simone had by far the best package overall, FBB legend Christine Envall proved she has still got it in the back department. So wide. So bloody THICK!!!

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A well-deserved top 6 finish for “Big Chris”

4 – NEW SHIPP ON THE DOCK

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Just as Juanita Blaino had done in Chicago last year, Alana Shipp finished runner-up in her first ever pro show. And, as with the winner, there were no complaints from the fans about who the judges awarded second prize to. Great legs, razor-sharp definition, and a wonderfully-balanced overall shape, Alana has probably already done enough to ensure she will feature at the 2014 Ms Olympia.

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Having a blast backstage, Alana said on her Facebook page during the show (with Orlandina Balan and Margie Martin). Looks like a lot of fun there, doesn’t it?

Which kind of segues into…

5 – HOW HOT IS MARGIE MARTIN?

I seem to be going through a bit of an Afro-American muscle goddesses phase. Musclemaria, featured in Ts of the Day a week or so ago would definitely be one, and then, of course, there’s the divine Juanita Blaino again… Anyway, Margie, also making her pro debut, is definitely also doing it for me. How hot? Is “Vesuvial” a word? Definition: (adj.) hot like Vesuvius. It isn’t a word, you say? Well, it is now.

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The Vesuvial Margie Martin takes 4th on her pro debut

6 – NOT SURE ABOUT… Part I

A) What happened to Roxanne Edwards? She appeared at the pre-judging, but on the final scorecards her number (70) was left blank. B) Virginia Sanchez‘s new hairdo, white posing suit and lack of tanning. Consensus seems to be that Spain’s biggest was somewhat fortunate to get 3rd place while not at her best.

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Where did Roxanne’s name and Virginia’s tan go?

7 – MINDI O’BRIEN OUTMUSCLES THE FIELD

She of the legendary “fitness” biceps returned to competition at Toronto last year and finished 3rd in the Physique class. She followed that up with a string of top 4 finishes at other shows, but came in a disappointing 15th at the Olympia. Good to see her back again (airborne, see #8) and winning! PINCH ME!!! said Mindi on her Facebook. What an incredible weekend. Winning is the most incredible feeling in the world!

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Both Mindi and her hubby (Masters Physique) left with the winner’s trophy

8 – SHE FLIES THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE…

No surprise that a former fitness champ like Mindi O’Brien should pull a move or two out of the bag for the finals – even going completely airborne at one stage, but great to see other physique competitors also showing off their fantastic gymnastic abilities during their routines, not least Swell crush Jill Rudison, who finished 4th.

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Mindi and Jill’s marvellous moves. More of this please!

9 – NOT SURE ABOUT… Part II

If Fabi had begun life in physique we’d all be saying, “Wow! Look at her! Beautiful, sexy, and so much potential for packing on some serious muscle. She should switch to bodybuilding…” I hate to be negative, and quite honestly, if I don’t think about who I’m looking at and just focus on how she looks now, Fabi does look great. The problem is I just can’t forget how magnificent (and massive) her muscles once were.

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Fabiola Boulanger, then (2010) and now

10 – SIMONINHA’S GOLD POSING SUIT

It’s not called a “modesty suit”. It’s a posing suit, a suit to pose in. Back in the day they were barely there, now the tops are, for me, unnecessarily large and cover far too much. So it was wonderful to see Simoninha’s gold number struggling to contain her, and the view from the rear was all the more espetacular for the lack of fabric hindering the spectator’s enjoyment of her big and sexy Brazilian muscles.

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It’s a shame she changed her suit for the finals!

This is, of course, by no means a comprehensive survey of the shows, just a few of the things that have made an impression on FMS. For more coverage you can visit FTVideo for Gene X. Hwang’s peerless photography, or the galleries at Muscular Development and RxMuscle, who also have an interview with Simoninha that contains a bit of on stage footage of her, and that is definitely worth 5 minutes of your time.

Enjoy!