Prof. Pennypacker’s Pectarium

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Pennypacker on download limits
If there is anything more irritating in this new world than the ridiculous imposition of daily download limits then I have yet to find it. I pay my subscription, set my program in motion and within the hour it has all come to a juddering halt. ‘You have reached your daily limit for download’. Incensed, I fired off several emails and received replies ranging from the unsympathetic to the downright rude. XXXXXX [name removed for legal reasons] simply refunded my membership and as good as asked me not to bother them again. The nerve! Now I have no option but to seek out their material through not strictly legal means via my ever-growing list of (ever-generous) contacts. A ridiculous state of affairs. In future, I will simply write to websites and ask them to quote a price for their entire back archive.

At the time of his death, the professor was a paid-up member of six clip and photo websites and no fewer than twenty-eight websites belonging to individual female bodybuilders. We can only guess at the number of photo websites he had been a member of previously, though his archives suggest that at one time or another he had subscribed to all of them, and had paid for access to the members sections of quite literally hundreds of individual websites.

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from Pennypacker’s diary 19th June 2011
Debit card blocked due to ‘unusual activity’ according to the peon I spoke to (no doubt in some call centre on the other side of the planet). Had to ring another peon to assure them that, yes, I had authorised the payments and would they please unblock my card. After I’d calmed down (thanks to some archived Sondra Faas), for no other reason than my own personal amusement I called the manager at my branch direct and asked at what point my spending had become ‘unusual’.

Whether or not Pennypacker’s spending was ‘unusual’ or not, it was certainly copious. A statistician by profession and calling, he noted, some time in late 2012, the amount of money he calculated that he had spent on website subscriptions, pay-per-view clips and private cam shows until that point. The figure he arrived at was £7,650. In addition, he had donated £2,500 to individual bodybuilders to help with expenses, and spent almost £5,000 on state-of-the-art IT with which to ‘indulge my passion’.

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But rather than that being a cause to rein in his spending, Pennypacker instead rejoiced at the fact that he had the means to not only continue spending this way indefinitely, but could, in fact, increase his outlay without the slightest worry. ‘Since the success of the first book I have had money but never knew what (or who) to spend it on,’ he wrote. ‘Now, at last, its purpose is clear.’

And the spending did not stop there. It was revealed during the legal battle over his will that the final cost for the construction of The Pectarium from first surveys to the final electrical installations broke the £200,000 mark.

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from Pennypacker’s diary 13th May 2012
They [the builders etc.] wonder what this thing they have made is. Most of them believe it is a place in which I will conduct scientific experiments or has something to do with ‘gaming’. I wonder, if I did tell them, would one or two (or more) want to come back and experience it for themselves? I would gladly let them. I find to my surprise that I have designed the whole thing to be a private yet (potentially) shared experience without ever once realising it. My subconscious obviously craves to have like-minded company to enjoy my archive with. Perhaps I should start advertising on the forums: “Come see The Pectarium. Available now for weekend breaks/long stays. Groups welcomed.” Ha!

The idea of turning The Pectarium into some kind of holiday camp for female muscle lovers may or may not have been one that the professor would have pursued. We will never know. Within weeks of his first ‘glorious’ night within its walls, he fell ill…

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The Ankle (Christa Bauch)
Shirtrippers (Angela Salvagno)
Muscular Girls in Motion (Rene Campbell)

It’s A Dog’s Life

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Want to be a female bodybuilder’s bitch? Or maybe just their dog?
Coming back as one in the next life may be the only way…

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This unknown hottie isn’t just into exercising her own body. She’s also sensitive to her pooch’s needs. And what it needs is a bit of parklife.

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A powerful lady needs a powerful lady to keep her under control. No problems here for Wilyporn Wannaklang then. They are probably both a little frightening when worked up and in heat. Frightening in a good way.

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Tammy Jones, Fanny Palou and Lisette Valdes with their pampered pooches. Tammy’s kitty seems to be slightly jealous of not being the centre of attention, while Lisette’s looks particularly amazed with his luck.

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Muscle girls next door. And their dogs.

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I’ve posted this before, wondering whether this dog wouldn’t rather chew on Christa Bauch‘s bicep than his rubber whatever. She’s obviously having fun though.

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The lovely Merle Mohr and not one, but two dogs. It’s obvious which is her favourite though. Is it wrong to be jealous of a dog?

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Merle isn’t the only one who has more than one dog in her life. Here’s Fanny again, with a different dog to above. One for out and one for home? Also, Dena Westerfield seems to be scaring the shite out of her Afghan, reminding us she is a doctor, not a vet.

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A major hunkess like Tazzie Colomb can handle more than one. The lady in the middle is working her way towards that,starting small. KO could handle more, but chooses to stick to one for now. A big strong one.

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Man’s best friend? Not if you are losing out on your muscle woman time because she’s getting naked with her canine! Sarah De Herdt and Annie Riveccio get intimate. Cross-species love can go too far! Not that the dogs seem to be complaining.

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Look at him! He is checking out Brandi Akers‘ juicy bicep and licking his lips. Are we thinking what he’s thinking? Lucky mutt!

Enjoy!

Meine Top 5 Deutsch Muskel Mädchen: 3rd

3: Christa Bauch

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I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that Christa Bauch is a legend among fans of female bodybuilding. At her peak in the 1990s, her physique seemed to be permanently rock hard, and the fact that the pictures and videos of her from that time still elicit adoration from younger members of the female muscle loving fraternity is a testament to how special she was back then. Even more so if you consider the fact that at that time she was in her forties and had had three children!

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It was only when I discovered the peerless Women’s Physique World that I discovered Christa, and I remember thinking that she looked like she had been hewn from living rock. Every part of her body (that I could see anyway) appeared to be pure muscle, and I wouldn’t have bet against the parts I couldn’t see being pure muscle either. I’d seen other female bodybuilders looking ripped in contest photos but Christa was just on another level altogether.

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Fast forward to the internet era, and as soon as I was hooked up, clips of Christa were among the first things I started looking for. Consequently, Christa was the first female bodybuilder I ever saw punching her own abs or making her sexy pecs dance. The clips may have been tiny compared to the HD-fests that spoil us now, but they still have the power to ‘move’ me.

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And she had her own website, which had a page where you could dress Christa up and where I spent many a long evening putting her into the various outfits there and dreaming that I was putting a mini-skirt or heels on her for real (and before you tell me I’m weird for that, go to the page and try it before you judge me!)

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But Christa doesn’t only make the list for those periods in my female muscle worshipping life. As I mentioned before, she was in her forties when at her peak, and that was in the 1990s. Now the pictures below come from around 2005 or 2006. She was nearly sixty when they were taken. What an advert for the sport of female bodybuilding she is!

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How many sixty-year-olds could turn your head like Christa would if you were walking along the beach and spied that body on a sun lounger?

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Perhaps the dog is thinking that Christa’s granite bicep might be more fun to chew on than his plastic toy. Yes, I know I wanted to be Merle Mohr’s dog yesterday, but I’ve changed my mind. Now I wanna be Christa’s dog!

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I’ll leave the last word to Christa herself. Her philosophy, explained in a WPW interview: A trained, athletic body looks very aesthetic. It expresses strength and beauty, strong willpower and self-confidence. For me this is what being a woman is about. The bimbobarbie doll type is too undemanding. Most men need to learn how to get along with STRONG women — both physically and psychologically. Amen!

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Viel Spaß!

And my number 2 will be revealed tomorrow…